A Halls wrapper gave me the strength to push on - we're gunna get through this you guys!

[Medulla Omoplata]

Life is hard, especially when your throat is sore. My misery and suffering seemed unending and I needed something positive in my life to get through this ... then it happened upon discarding a halls wrapper following sucking on some soothing cherry cough drop:

"Get back in there champ!"

The power in those words moved me hard and right when I was reeling from this, WAIT THERE'S MORE!!!

"You can do it AND YOU KNOW IT"

And I mother-fuckin know it!

... I've known it the whole time ... I just needed to hear it!

Oh shit!

I CAN do it!

Son of a bitch I can do anything, this packaging changed my life - I'm so inspired I don't even know what to do about it.

Need ideas - I'm pumped - something great is bout to happen and I know it!!!

 

[BisexualMMA]

Down, down, stay down!

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Down, down, stay down!

Damn, I thought you were dead. Rocky lost a fighter over that stunt you pulled.

 

[Johnson]

What kind of beta are you? Sore throat is code for I need a peter in my bottom. Real men eat herpes infested vagina to cure their diseases.

 

[Horse Style]

You're not @Clippy, you hack!

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

You're not @Clippy, you hack!

 

[FacePunch]

What does it say in French though? "Surrender now"? "Roll over and quit"?

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

What does it say in French though? "Surrender now"? "Roll over and quit"?

It says vous le vous, which means "You the you."

There might be some words missing.