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Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by Dana's Moonface, Jan 14, 2020.

  1. Dana's Moonface Silver Belt

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  2. Yoel Stoolmero Orange Belt

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    Those are easy af, now how do i get his face?
     
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    You’ll need his ‘doctor‘ too.
     
  4. Killroy Purple Belt

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    You need money to pay for a dentist and some small plastic surgery

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  5. Dana's Moonface Silver Belt

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    Makeup
     
  6. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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  7. Hellowhosthat Steel Belt

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    I get all the exercise I need furiously pounding the buttons on my keyboard on Sherdog.
     
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    Ronaldo is the best athlete on the planet. Anything you can do to be more like him will improve your life.
     
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    Easy to tell he’s on some dope ass ped’s
     
  11. Craig Owens Ye Da Sells Avon

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    Jesus lol
     
  12. Congo66 Silver Belt

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    It's noting to do with his poncy diet.
    He's a professional footballer, train like them and you'll look like them.
    It's not like Ronaldo is any more of a physical specimen than pretty much every professional footballer in one of the top European divisions.
     
  13. Dana's Moonface Silver Belt

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    Can you show me footballers that look like Ronaldo?
     
  14. SteveColdStone School of Self Awareness

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    The sun is a scumbag paper unfortunately. Wouldn’t give them any clicks.
     
  15. wilKO Green, White & Gold belt

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    I disagree. Ronaldo is a freak. He's 34 and has physical stats better than most 20 year old pros. He also looks ridiculous compared to 90% of the top players.

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    None of them look like Ronaldo. Some of them are not even close. And they're the best players in the world. The average premier league player looks like James Milner. Not Cristiano Ronaldo.
     
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    The teeth was definitely a massive improvement but he should have stopped there.
    All the rest - the plastic surgery, eyebrow shaping etc - makes him look like a plastic doll.
     
  17. Skellz White Belt

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    I've been doing a 5:2 spread of intermittent fasting, Friday night i have my last meal and i dont eat until sunday night, otherwise i eat normal ( i actually try for a bit of a surplus) and weight has been falling off. (i workout too)
     
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    Search for topless footballers or soccer players and you'll find them, it's not hard they like running about with their tops off.
    Pogba and Lukaku playing basketball.

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    Training, prayers, vitamins. All you need.
     
  20. Congo66 Silver Belt

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    Bizarre set of players to compare him with.
    All top footballers have very low body fat. You just don't see them with their tops off as often as Ronaldo.
    It's not like Messi is out of shape.

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