A few Freaks you cannot believe actually exist

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    A few freaks you cannot believe actually exist



    I am sure they are all nice people though. Except that one woman who passed her curse onto a poor dog.
     
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    Nice to see someone beat Martina Navratilova's record for biggest hands.
     
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    glad that 9 year old dude worked out their marriage
     
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    [​IMG] Pillow face man.

    Elephant man.
     
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    17... How in the absolute fuck.
     
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    How the hell can you compare a guy who works out a lot with a guy that has a tail?
     
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    This is one of the funniest responses to any post I have ever seen.
     
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    What is this?
     
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    I think it's the creep from the end of Requiem for a Dream.
     
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    That movie gives me sweaty palms and shivers
     
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    1 in 5000 women have no vagina? Damn this is horrible news
     
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    Even worse when combined with this condition.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Yeah, we have to rethink our strategies here ..
     
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    If they just had this condition with a vagina that'd be great
     
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    Guys, I have a solution. I have built this machine that emits radiation...

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    When I turn it on, it will affect all humans and give everyone a vagina.
     
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    That is a great idea. B-b-but .. will it affect us?
     
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    Fuck. How do I turn this thing off?
     

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