I always get the crazies.
I've been in relationships with. An alcoholic surgeon, a clinically depressed gymnast, a psychotic Israeli, a kickboxing Italian who broke my shin, an American who occasionally ate light bulbs and stuck needles through her skin, a pro katana wielding Syrian chick with scars all over her face, a suicidal feminist, an emo Hungarian stripper, an anorexic art student, and my current chick who is the craziest and the clingiest of them all and is from China.
I never get the together ones in control of their life.