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idrankyourbeer said:
you will never receive such a high honor. you ain't even worthy of drinking the broth from my jockstrap.

i'm gonna become president of the war room and then i'm gonna defend my title of worst war room poster. i'm gonna do big things this year baby!
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strap broth is a serious condition and you should be talking to a doctor instead of campaigning
 
idrankyourbeer said:
she was supposed to be running alongside king_hippo (super_nintendo) but then he gotten another account banned.

that would have been a trainwreck of a campaign that nobody ever asked for but everybody deserved to see. word on the street is that king hippo was on his way to home depot to buy some lumber in order to build a gallows to peacefully and patriotically hang his running mate on until he got the word that the mods dropped the hammer on him.
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- I sugested Fingie and Snes on another thread. Kinda ironic name, since Nintendo consoles last forever, and the guy cant get a account for more than six months!
 
WhiteMousse said:
strap broth is a serious condition and you should be talking to a doctor instead of campaigning
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sorry folks, i won't be able to debate this year, or do the town hall or jungle (whatever that is) because i've got strap broth. it happens. there's no way in hell that i'm ever washing my lucky jockstrap.
 
but you guys just pencil me in anyways. and to stay true to my namesake, if i get elected i promise everybody one less beer in their refrigerator.
 
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I'll make sure we get less homework from teachers and a vending machine in the gym!
 
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I just want to say for the record;


Fuck all of your favorite politicians, political parties and media organizations.

Sincerely,
Jeff7b9
 
LMP said:
You done dropped out.
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oh yes that's right. in a completely selfless act, i put the forum ahead of myself. i figure it was only fair to let someone else have a chance at winning this. and it wouldn't be fair to the rest of you, especially after i promised everybody one less beer in their fridge in a noble effort to secure the vote. there is no way i could lose this shit unless i dropped out or if it was rigged.

and besides, i have no issues if the deep state is forcing me out of this race. i gotta shift my focus towards winning this years worst poster and poster most likely to be banned awards.

it's just unfortunate that me foot is a balloon and i've contracted strap broth, otherwise i would have slayed all of you forum felchers in the town hall.
 
I
found
a video for my campaign

Just replace Dwight David Honeycutt with Other
and replace School Board with War Room President

 
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