2018 PotWR Round 1: Registration/Campaign Announcements

[LMP]

@SongXIII putting in the work.

 

[N13]

october is my tradition



and ice cold Molsons are my playoff tradition

@Bald1 @irish_thug

I know !

Goalies with no masks. LOL

Was MacTavish the last one?

 

[RockstarChris]

You should join us.

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/sherdog-movie-club-week-132-miracle-mile.3865823/

why would someone want to join a losing party?

@edit oh nevermind i thought you were talking about your failed 2019 campaign

 

[Contra-dictator]

Thanks to @Wadtucket for the unique and unparalleled support!
Remember. ...when I WON!?™ .... WE ALL WON!
Two more conservative mods to go! Parity!
A three to one ratio of conservative to leftist voters! Reparations!
And the movement is just getting started!
WHEN .... I WON!?™..... WE ALL WON!!

 

[...El Ray]

5 more @SongXIII

My time has almost arrived. It's been a hard road, but I'm a hard man.

Wait, shit..

LOOK OVER THERE!

 

[N13]

Everyone knows we are actually INSIDE an infinitely small earth. The stars we see in the "sky" are just particles that have been magnified by the great bubble. We can only see in three dimensions because we would need to break free to reach the fourth.

Not bad.

The Earth is Hollow.

The cosmic anomaly is that our universe is two, the 3-D and the 4. We need to ascend to the 5.

If we and the Earth do not do it in time then all will be destroyed by a 3-D impact with the Dark Star.

 

[Lead]

I'm running on a bring @KONE back platform!

Sooo, does this one count as a campaign announcement?

 

[Gutter Chris]

Was MacTavish the last one?

That sounds right but I wouldnt swear to it

I remember as a kid harold schnepps being our old crazy no helmet guy

 

[N13]

My time has almost arrived. It's been a hard road, but I'm a hard man.

Wait, shit..

LOOK OVER THERE!

 

[Lead]

Thanks to @Wadtucket for the unique and unparalleled support!
Remember. ...when I WON!?™ .... WE ALL WON!
Two more conservative mods to go! Parity!
A three to one ratio of conservative to leftist voters! Reparations!
And the movement is just getting started!
WHEN .... I WON!?™..... WE ALL WON

Did you announce?

 

[Gutter Chris]

Sooo, does this one count as a campaign announcement?

Its a guy getting in his hot doggin and his grandstanding yea! without doing any work cuz he knows he cant win

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Sooo, does this one count as a campaign announcement?

sure why not. Also another plank will be, whatever happened to brisk icetea?

 

[Andy Capp]

No I'm actually still confused. Have you announced you are running?

Dude. C'mon. Of these, I think 1 is not a clear declaration, and 1 totally is, dontcha think?

Names I haven't seen registered yet (forgive me if I'm wrong)
@MiniCraque
@foxnoob
@MilesAbove

Well, my friends, my enemies,

No, that's not quite right... not the father... won't do it...

Ah,


Ladies and gentlemen

WE

ARE

LIIIIIIIIIVE

From the sold out single chair in front of my computer

THIS is the moment War Room fans around the world have been waiting for.

IiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIITTTTTTTSSSSS TIIIIIIME!

4 Rounds for the Crave/Sherdog War Room President title

Aaaaaaand nowwwwwww
Introducing first,
FIIIIIGHTINGgggggg out of the, oh, natural pine-themed beige corner,

Standing 6 feet, 0 inches tall.
Weighing in on pretty much every topic with some sort of educated opinion (or a disclaimer to the contrary)

Promising to bring the office of President into willful disrepute by having no where near enough time or dedication to fulfilling the mandate bestowed upon him by his constituency, knowing all the while that with this public declaration he can disabuse himself of all responsibility for any failure through tacit acceptance,

Running undefeated, with zero wins and zero losses

And NEWWWWWWWWWWW War Room President

 

[LMP]

Speach?

LOL I can't even be bothered on this one.

Who is your VP?

 

[N13]

Edit: OOPS, I thought I was posting that in the DUMP. LOLOLOLOLOL

Not much farther to go to maintain my claim to that property.

 

[Gutter Chris]

why would someone want to join a losing party?

@edit oh nevermind i thought you were talking about your failed 2019 campaign

I hope your dad beats you the fuck down ! again

 

[Lead]

I'm running on a bring @KONE back platform!

sure why not. Also another plank will be, whatever happened to brisk icetea?

Added to candidates list

 

[RockstarChris]

I hope your dad beats you the fuck down ! again

hold on i will go tell him you said that

 

[N13]

Who is you VP?

If you guys can't decide, then flip a coin. Better than split the vote.

Then yous can rule 24/7 almost.

 

[...El Ray]

@SongXIII putting in the work.

I have you and @Lead to thank for being the catalysts for my shitposting journey. I wouldn't have made it this far without the guidance of the blue one, and without your friendship during UFN. I've promoted @Clippy (best damn clip I know) for his help, but I have had my eye on you from the start as well. I'm going to have a tough decision on my hands when it comes down to the actual vote.