2017 PotWR Round 3: The Jungle Primary

[Da Speeit]

I legit thought he was dead. And if you're referencing some hilarious stupid convo we had about Mac Danzig, I have forgotten.

Wait I think we're in the wrong thread here lol

This thread sucks anyway, like a real election.
No we were just talking about good ol hohnie and another wanna photographer popped up into my head

 

[Da Speeit]

Honestly, if hohner dropped in with a "funny you mentioned me, I haven't thought about you at all" this shit would be all over for me. I would literally have to retire Stephen Paddock style

 

[JDragon]

Tindr meet up

First read 'tender meat up', a soft ascension of the flesh

@senri is clearly having an impact there

 

[Ruprecht]

Damn Homer.

I can't say I'm not impressed. That has to be an all-time WR record.

It's not. Not even for this year.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

BREAKING NEWS!!

The Presidential frontrunner, @HomerThompson, whom can only be described as a giant yellow dildo, has been observed openly ballot stuffing illegal votes, such as @Da Speeit. A notorious forum troll from the heavies who has far less likes than me.

Why isn't GNN reporting this story? @Gandhi

Any comments from GNN?

I love these kind of posts. Hilarious.

 

[Fawlty]

It's not. Not even for this year.

Dear lord. I don't dare to know.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

It's not. Not even for this year.

Yes, do tell.

Understand you don't want to be the statistician, but inquiring minds need to know!

 

[HomerThompson]

It's not. Not even for this year.

 

[Da Speeit]

Homer, i got bow and arrowed in my comp

 

[HomerThompson]

Homer, i got bow and arrowed in my comp

Shit man, sorry to hear that.

 

[Ruprecht]

Yes, do tell.

Understand you don't want to be the statistician, but inquiring minds need to know!

There's no way for me to check the highest without looking at every poster and manually counting them, but I've already seen higher.

 

[Da Speeit]

Shit man, sorry to hear that.

It's all god I had a blast and got in insane shape.
I know you won't believe me when I tell you this, but his team sent a guy undercover to come watch me train. Im not fucking joking. These fools took it THAT serious. Plus I don't think he made weight. I've got more excuses if you want.

I almost hit my go-to omaplata tho. Just missed that leg connection.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

There's no way for me to check the highest without looking at every poster and manually counting them, but I've already seen higher.

Ok, coolio.

If I haaaad to guess.... it would be one of the closet, "we should have supported the nazis" posters. It would have to be a troll who knows how to tread the water, and not be explicit enough to warrant the ban and last a while to have the reported posts rack up. Actually, RIP would be a good candidate, but I think most of his posts are benign. So who knows.

 

[HomerThompson]

It's all god I had a blast and got in insane shape.
I know you won't believe me when I tell you this, but his team sent a guy undercover to come watch me train. Im not fucking joking. These fools took it THAT serious. Plus I don't think he made weight. I've got more excuses if you want.

I almost hit my go-to omaplata tho. Just missed that leg connection.

How was the look in your eyes?

 

[Da Speeit]

How was the look in your eyes?

insecure and kind of gay

 

[Da Speeit]

Kind of

 

[irish_thug]

It's not. Not even for this year.

 

[luckyshot]

@irish_thug would you even let @senri marinate your flesh?

Why are you racist against inter dimensional vampiric alien psychic entities?

#sad #stopthehate

 

[irish_thug]

@irish_thug would you even let @senri marinate your flesh?

Why are you racist against inter dimensional vampiric alien psychic entities?

#sad #stopthehate

No. Troll better.

 

[Rational Poster]

Mac Danzig won an MMA fight in August.

I thought he was busy suing the UFC for not giving him a 12th shot at a career.