2017 PotWR Round 3: The Jungle Primary

[GearSolidMetal]

Like a true communist in the United States, I'm going to wait until there are 2-4 candidates who have realistic shots at winning and who are all shitty, and then throw away my vote on the most extreme candidate with the farthest-left rhetoric.

And like a true communist society, we're going to take that vote and redistribute it to all the other candidates that didn't earn it.

 

[Bald1]

And I keep trying to talk her out of it, but she's dead set on training the dogs to pull a sled.

What breed? I got this mental image of a herd of Pomeranians pulling a mini sled.

 

[irish_thug]

What breed? I got this mental image of a herd of Pomeranians pulling a mini sled.

Female is a shepherd rottie mix, male is a shepherd alaskan malamute mix.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

Senri for sure. The rest of you are just small masses of meat (manlet cucks), waiting to be tenderized and consumed by the masses.

 

[Trotsky]

Senri for sure. The rest of you are just small masses of meat (manlet cucks), waiting to be tenderized and consumed by the masses.

What is your preferred method for tenderizing manlet cuck meat?

 

[P4p Islam]

My vote went to @Rational Poster


Nobody can do the job better.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

What is your preferred method for tenderizing manlet cuck meat?

pounding their wives, and then having them drink the semen from her cream pie, to add protein to their fat, useless masses. Do you not know what a cuck is?

 

[BAM]

I went for @Falsedawn as I've always found him hilarious going back to the old plat days.

Looks like he has rustled a few too many jimmies to win this popularity contest however.

 

[irish_thug]

Senri for sure. The rest of you are just small masses of meat (manlet cucks), waiting to be tenderized and consumed by the masses.

I will have you know I am a large mass of meat.

 

[irish_thug]

I went for @Falsedawn as I've always found him hilarious going back to the old plat days.

Looks like he has rustled a few too many jimmies to win this popularity contest however.

Running as a dictator might have something to do with that.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

I will have you know I am a large mass of meat.

Arent the Irish known for being manlets, compared to the rest of the other Northern Euros? More like Irish Chode, m i rite?

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

@Gandhi

What are the exit polls showing according to the GNN?

 

[Joe]

I wasn't going to vote but I saw that falsedawn was on here. Can't turn my back on my boy.

 

[Bald1]

I went for @Falsedawn as I've always found him hilarious going back to the old plat days.

Looks like he has rustled a few too many jimmies to win this popularity contest however.

His redistribution of wealth and power to himself platform should be applauded for honesty at the very least.

I generally disagree with him on most topics, and we've butted heads, but the guy is sharp and an expert at getting people wound up. He's an asset to the community.

 

[BAM]

Running as a dictator might have something to do with that.

Dictators tend to do well in elections, usually winning in landslides and having 99% approval rating.

 

[Roaming East]

 

[HomerThompson]

 

[irish_thug]

No blacks or dogs either right?

 

[irish_thug]

Dictators tend to do well in elections, usually winning in landslides and having 99% approval rating.

Once they're in power sure. But running on that platform as a candidate might hurt one's chances.

 

[Roaming East]

No blacks or dogs either right?

Blacks and Dogs okay. Just no Mexicans.