2017 PotWR Round 3: The Jungle Primary

[CauseImbetta]

@irish_thug now that you won and have power, will you start groping us?

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]

Vote Irish.

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@Videer
@voxom
@Voodoo_Child906
@waiguoren
@WalkenWouldOwn
@Whippy McGee
@WhitebeltXL
@wonderbread
@Workers United
@WorldofWarcraft
@WTF2008[spoiler/]

Robocalls complete.

You did post that Atomic Garden video... Keep playing your cards right and who knows.

 

[irish_thug]

@irish_thug now that you won and have power, will you start groping us?

What do you mean "start"?

 

[irish_thug]

I still don't understand this contest, and I'm not going through 3 threads and 300 pages of context clues.

Essentially it is for the right to the title of president, and the control over a sticky thread for one year.

 

[CauseImbetta]

What do you mean "start"?

Right...that explains why pcptornado has a sore ass.

 

[Jack V Savage]

Judging by this thread alone (Round 3) and just the posts in it, do you think pcp's campaign is one par with some others here or he is doing above average at least in what he's doing? The things I see him doing are the same things any other candidate could pull off but they didn't yet. Viva and Homer at least figured out the VP aspect but needed someone more active probably. pcp was the only candidate to send a post out when round 3 started with the locked voters he knew he had to get up fast. This is just really basic stuff that I can't feel bad for others that he is leading right now. He is doing objectively better than everyone else in this round.

PCP is doing fine, but that's irrelevant to the point that the system is extremely poorly designed. The stealth format change doesn't help either.

 

[trolololol]

Are people seriously getting salty over this WR election? Holy crap, that's amazing!

Weak and emotional posters shouldn't run the WR anyway.

Win the 2017 OT N00b Off and no one cares, announce you're running for President of the War Room and everyone loses their minds...

 

[Trotsky]

Seriously, how would one tell if pwent was worse than KONE or Rhino or Heretic or KLN? They're all just trolls making the same bad jokes, practicing the same embarrassing apologetics for their party, etc. Anyone who is distinctive enough to top the list on the basis of their actual posting (separate from the soda thing) is almost by definition a good poster.

I don't know who Rhino is

But Heretic and klnOmega, albeit bad, are/were distinctly less shitty of posters than KONE and Pwent.

That's not to say they are entirely dissimilar or that all of them don't suck.

 

[HomerThompson]

If they advance to the final round, I predict that @irish_thug will lay down for @pcptornado. I smell collusion.

I'd like to take this opportunity to say good job guys. That's great angle, and you've both played it masterfully so far. Also, kudos to the helper monkeys as well. But, you guys could've had this:

I think we know you all made the wrong decision.

 

[irish_thug]

Funny wrestling story. Back in 2001 I think, I caught Edge's buddy Andrew "Test" Martin coming out of a crack house in Toronto.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

@irish_thug now that you won and have power, will you start groping us?

 

[irish_thug]

If they advance to the final round, I predict that @irish_thug will lay down for @pcptornado. I smell collusion.

I'd like to take this opportunity to say good job guys. That's great angle, and you've both played it masterfully so far. Also, kudos to the helper monkeys as well. But, you guys could've had this:

I think we know you all made the wrong decision.

Nope. No collusion. No secret that PCP is my bud, and that I specifically haven't said anything negative about him, but come on, I'm Canadian. What do you expect.

 

[trolololol]

If they advance to the final round, I predict that @irish_thug will lay down for @pcptornado. I smell collusion.

I'd like to take this opportunity to say good job guys. That's great angle, and you've both played it masterfully so far. Also, kudos to the helper monkeys as well. But, you guys could've had this:

I think we know you all made the wrong decision.

Nope.

Irish running was a surprise to me. I'm doing my thing and he's doing his thing.

 

[HomerThompson]

Nope. No collusion. No secret that PCP is my bud, and that I specifically haven't said anything negative about him, but come on, I'm Canadian. What do you expect.

Maybe some care packages, with syrup and Canadian Bacon, once in a while?

 

[trolololol]

Nope.

Nope.

Oops, we posted this at the same time.

We're definitely not colluding, no sir.

 

[Trotsky]

Like a true communist in the United States, I'm going to wait until there are 2-4 candidates who have realistic shots at winning and who are all shitty, and then throw away my vote on the most extreme candidate with the farthest-left rhetoric.

 

[irish_thug]

Maybe some care packages, with syrup and Canadian Bacon, once in a while?

No word of a lie. The wife and I are trying our hand at making Canadian bacon (we raised two pigs this year that I just finished butchering last week), and we are going to be tapping a bunch of maple trees on the property this winter.

 

[HomerThompson]

No word of a lie. The wife and I are trying out hand at making Canadian bacon (we raised two pigs this year that I just finished butchering last week), and we are going to be tapping a bunch of maple trees on the property this winter.

 

[irish_thug]

And I keep trying to talk her out of it, but she's dead set on training the dogs to pull a sled.

 

[PainIsLIfe]

Vote early and vote often?