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11 Reasons To Vote Vivarevolution 2018
"You've Done Worse, and You Know It"
Who are you voting for in November? Many people aren't thrilled with the major party candidates this year, but thankfully, there are other options. One passionate activist and candidate, Vivarevolution, has been running for President, and he has some very unique views. If you are having trouble supporting the lesser of two evils, here's why Vivarevolution may be the candidate for you.
1. His incredible and distinct fashion sense
Want a change from the traditional image of the President? Vivarevolutions signature boot hat is like nothing this country has seen before.
2. A free pony for every American
Vivarevolution's pony policy is a job creation program that will help combat lack of public transportation and climate change by reducing fossil fuel consumption. And who doesn't want a free pony?
3. Mandatory toothbrushing laws
Ever talked to someone with bad breath? Not on President Viva's watch!
4. Zombie apocalypse awareness
Not only will Viva make sure the U.S. is prepared for the zombie apocalypse, he will harness zombie power using the latest in hamster-wheel technology.
5. Federally funded time travel research
Vivarevolution is the only candidate who "will go back in time and kill baby Hitler before he’s even born."
6. Monkey tooth fairies
Viva has mentioned his idea of genetically engineering a race of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairies.
7. His honesty
Vivarevolution is a self-proclaimed "friendly fascist" with a refreshing honesty. Supreme says he is a politician who will lie and "promise your electorate heart anything you desire" because he has no reason not to. Hey, at least he's willing to admit it.
8. He's multitalented
Mr. Viva's closing statement at the WR town hall including an original song about himself set to the tune of the chicken dance.
9. He glitter-bombed politician Randall Terry who opposed same-sex marriage during a party debate
He actually threw glitter on him during a Democratic party debate. Enough said.
10. He's dedicated
Viva has been running in local, state and national elections since the 1980s!
11. Why not?
No bullshit, I think this is the best post I've seen in this race. Too little too late it seems.
Is that a phenomenon in real-life politics too or are you speculating just about the WR?
Active in what way? I was fourth in posts in the last thread, according you your math.
If I were to have a gripe with Sherdog it would be people who shit on content providers.
I'm not saying I'm some shining example of a good poster, but people constantly shit on my threads while making none of their own, or even get half the traffic I bring to some.
Some people need to chill imo.
Agreed. Many a time here when some whiny cunt has whined about an OP I ask them roughly the same thing. That being, which thread of theirs hasn't gotten the appropriate amount of attention. I also promise to post in it. Can't remember anyone ever responding with a link to their thread.
