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2017 PotWR Round 2: The Debate / Town Hall

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Firewood builds character


In my case it was just more fuel in the fire of resentment toward the step-dad.

Here's a good one (to the best of my 30-year recollection). One Sunday morning the dude damn near went to blows with our next-door neighbor. On Saturday was the trip up to cut the trees down, chop the wood, haul it back. Sunday was splittin' and stackin' day. Splitter was a contraption something like this.

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Because it just had to get done immediately, starting time was early. Definitely before my desired wake-up time and clearly before the neighbor guy's too. He storms out his house with no shirt and I think just in blue jeans. For whatever reason step-dad didn't understand his perspective about high decibel activities at like 8am on Sunday in the ol' subdivision. Told the neighbor what amounted to go fuck himself and that's when I was thankfully told to go inside. My step-dad was a beer-drinking construction worker that I'm guessing was about 220 lbs. Pretty sure neighbor didn't really want any of that. Wish I could remember how long it was until we resumed with splitting. :D

Thanks wood-burning stove. :(
 
This is GNN

We are back with part 2 of the GNN POTWR 2017 in depth analysis.

In the last part of the series we discussed the voting segments we intend to cram everyone into whether they like or not. Now let’s talk a detailed look at the political cages we have set up and who belongs in which box.

The old School

Voters that participated in the 2016 election may give us the best insight into the outcome of the 2017 election. Their behavior should give some indication on how things might breakdown in 2017.

There were 149 votes cast in the 2016 POTWR election. Of that number, only 73% of 109 voters will be active in the 2017 election. What happened to the 40 voters that have been removed from the electoral voting rolls?

GNN in depth research has revealed that 9 decided to stay home of their own volition and a staggering 31 (21%) of the 2016 voters were deported from Sherdog (victims of teh BAN HAMMER!!!!). Of those banned approximately 2/3’s were Deplorabots while only 1/3 were non Deplorabots.

This will undoubtedly lead to calls of unfair play, especially is a Deplorabot candidate loses to a Sane one with less than 10 votes. We would remind the Deplorabots that no one is above the law, and also that they have had a strong preference for deporting those that do not share the nation’s values as well as stripping felons of voting rights. It seems like justice served to GNN

Dead heat

When we look at the 109 voters that voted in 2016 and are still in the game for the 2017 elections, we see a dead heat between Deplorabots and Sanity with 45% of the vote each.
WTFs and Berniebrobots could easily shift camps between the front runners, depending on what kind of candidates emerge. The Unreliables are hard to pin down, other than they will probably exacerbate “the MO” any one candidate has going into the 2cd round.

There Goes the Neighborhood

Now that GNN has analyzed the 2016 voters, lets wrap up by quickly turning to a preview of the new breed of voters in 2017.

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Shockingly, 64% of voters registered for 2017 did not vote in 2016. This means that our previous paralysis by analysis is about as relevant as Hilary Clinton in 2018. Well, we had to talk about something. And in the name of talking about something, lets, in GNN fashion, ask a lot of questions we don’t have the answers to.

How will these people vote? Well we don’t know, we do know they may vote for a Palis type candidate or they may not. They may find that since, likeTrump, Palis has done absolutely fuck all with his time as POTWR, that they want real change. They may be driven by an innate rebelliousness to swell the ranks of the Berniebrobots, or they may, through an innate conservatism choose to align with Sanity. They also could out of mindless tribalism, stay the course of go full Deplorabot. We don’t have voter history here so they best we can do is review posting history and see where they belong, and on that note…..

Stay tune for the third part of this GNN exclusive where we dive deeper into the massive swell in the voter rolls. Are they Deplorabots, do they have a real history in the WR, are they mere invaders from the Sports Bar or the OT? As GNN continues its investigation we will let our viewers know what to think!!!!!

This is unbiased Gandhi News Network Political Correspondent, Gandhi, signing off!!!

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Anyone who sits around all day and just exists to correct people's arbitrary spelling mistakes are WASTING THEIR LIVES

Continue to hold yourselves back while I grow stronger.
You can't even microwave pudding, which you shouldn't even be doing in the first place. Hot pudding? What are you, some kind of asshole?
 
You can't even microwave pudding, which you shouldn't even be doing in the first place. Hot pudding? What are you, some kind of asshole?

You're the asshole, get the whole story

I have no insulation or heat in my house and the pudding was frozen solid

I set the mircowave machine to 5 hours by mistake cause I pressed too many 0s and fell asleep and was awoked by an exploison
 
You're the asshole, get the whole story

I have no insulation or heat in my house and the pudding was frozen solid

I set the mircowave machine to 5 hours by mistake cause I pressed too many 0s and fell asleep and was awoked by an exploison
That doesn't sound very Presidential, Clippy.
 
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