2017 PotWR Round 2: The Debate / Town Hall

[Clippy]

Pic is so wrong

I sleep on the other side of the bed

 

[snakedafunky]

@Kafir-kun @JDragon

 

[Gandhi]

This is GNN

We are back with part 2 of the GNN POTWR 2017 in depth analysis.

In the last part of the series we discussed the voting segments we intend to cram everyone into whether they like or not. Now let’s talk a detailed look at the political cages we have set up and who belongs in which box.

The old School

Voters that participated in the 2016 election may give us the best insight into the outcome of the 2017 election. Their behavior should give some indication on how things might breakdown in 2017.

There were 149 votes cast in the 2016 POTWR election. Of that number, only 73% of 109 voters will be active in the 2017 election. What happened to the 40 voters that have been removed from the electoral voting rolls?

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GNN in depth research has revealed that 9 decided to stay home of their own volition and a staggering 31 (21%) of the 2016 voters were deported from Sherdog (victims of teh BAN HAMMER!!!!). Of those banned approximately 2/3’s were Deplorabots while only 1/3 were non Deplorabots.

This will undoubtedly lead to calls of unfair play, especially is a Deplorabot candidate loses to a Sane one with less than 10 votes. We would remind the Deplorabots that no one is above the law, and also that they have had a strong preference for deporting those that do not share the nation’s values as well as stripping felons of voting rights. It seems like justice served to GNN

Dead heat

When we look at the 109 voters that voted in 2016 and are still in the game for the 2017 elections, we see a dead heat between Deplorabots and Sanity with 45% of the vote each.

WTFs and Berniebrobots could easily shift camps between the front runners, depending on what kind of candidates emerge. The Unreliables are hard to pin down, other than they will probably exacerbate “the MO” any one candidate has going into the 2cd round.

There Goes the Neighborhood

Now that GNN has analyzed the 2016 voters, lets wrap up by quickly turning to a preview of the new breed of voters in 2017.



Shockingly, 64% of voters registered for 2017 did not vote in 2016. This means that our previous paralysis by analysis is about as relevant as Hilary Clinton in 2018. Well, we had to talk about something. And in the name of talking about something, lets, in GNN fashion, ask a lot of questions we don’t have the answers to.

How will these people vote? Well we don’t know, we do know they may vote for a Palis type candidate or they may not. They may find that since, likeTrump, Palis has done absolutely fuck all with his time as POTWR, that they want real change. They may be driven by an innate rebelliousness to swell the ranks of the Berniebrobots, or they may, through an innate conservatism choose to align with Sanity. They also could out of mindless tribalism, stay the course of go full Deplorabot. We don’t have voter history here so they best we can do is review posting history and see where they belong, and on that note…..

Stay tune for the third part of this GNN exclusive where we dive deeper into the massive swell in the voter rolls. Are they Deplorabots, do they have a real history in the WR, are they mere invaders from the Sports Bar or the OT? As GNN continues its investigation we will let our viewers know what to think!!!!!

This is unbiased Gandhi News Network Political Correspondent, Gandhi, signing off!!!

 

[Metusalemi]

Is it safe to assume that everyone of these candidates are sexual predators?

 

[irish_thug]

Yet another candidate using a known rape meme animal for its mascot. This systemic rape culture in the war room is out of control.

 

[irish_thug]

Is it safe to assume that everyone of these candidates are sexual predators?

Based upon their blatant use of sloth imagery, it's safe to say at least two of them are at the very minimum rapists or rapist apologists.

 

[HomerThompson]

Is it safe to assume that everyone of these candidates are sexual predators?

Why don't you meet me in my hotel room, and I'll give you an exclusive interview?

 

[Clippy]

Why don't you meet me in my hotel room, and I'll give you an exclusive interview?

 

[Gandhi]

THIS IS GNN!!!!!!!!

In the third part of our series on voter turn out, GNN asks “Who are these JOBs ("just of the boat" in trump vernacular) who are swelling the ranks of the POTWR 2017 electoral rolls.

The simple answer is, we have no fucking clue

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A mind numbing 57% of first time voters, to date, do not have an obvious political affiliation based on GNN’s deep analytical survey of the voting population.

What this really means is that after looking at a poster’s posting history for say two pages, if they did not say something that allowed us to shoehorn them into one box or another, we gave up. We also gave up after getting about 1/10th of the way through the list. So basically if you were not known to a member of GNN staff, we gave up.

Based on a very limited but scientific sampling of the poster’s posting that we bothered to review, it was determined that many new voters spent a lot more times in other forums like the heavies or sports bar. The War room has been invaded, we repeat the War room has been invaded.

Which of course GNN supports as it will not doubt result in cultural enrichment and decrease in white privilege!!!!! We hope these invaders will help keep our unruly feminist wives and girlfriends satiated.

In other news, among known voters we still have a dead heat between Sanity and Deplorables, so the War Room appears to be as closely divided as ever.

GNN will keep you updated on voter segmentation develops, but in the meantime stay tuned for the next part of our series

The Candidates!!!!

This is unbiased Gandhi News Network Political Correspondent, Gandhi, signing off!!!

 

[trolololol]

Based upon their blatant use of sloth imagery, it's safe to say at least two of them are at the very minimum rapists or rapist apologists.

Definitely @HomerThompson and @Rational Poster, if I had to guess.

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

I fear another wasted year , i think we need an amendment to the Sherdog constitution.

I propose that only natural born War Roomers be allowed to run for PotWr , that is only Sherdoggers who do the bulk of their posting in the War room should be able to run for the highest office in the room.

We can't let another foreigner parachute in , win the election and do piss all, that way agree or disagree with them at least they will be active .

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

BREAKING DEEP STATE MEDIA HEADLINE : HANSLEAKS ANNOUNCEMENT COMPLETELY UNDERWHELMING
Earlier today, notable War Room leaker, @Hans Gruber tweeted about a major announcement that would end the campaigns of both @HomerThompson and @Rational Poster. Furthermore, he scheduled it at a completely inconvenient time for the press and citizens to wait for. We have now found that his announcement was for a new book being released:

Candidates HomerThompson and Rational Poster have yet to make comments about the reveal.

Wasn't that guy banned ?

 

[Rational Poster]

BREAKING DEEP STATE MEDIA HEADLINE : HANSLEAKS ANNOUNCEMENT COMPLETELY UNDERWHELMING
Earlier today, notable War Room leaker, @Hans Gruber tweeted about a major announcement that would end the campaigns of both @HomerThompson and @Rational Poster. Furthermore, he scheduled it at a completely inconvenient time for the press and citizens to wait for. We have now found that his announcement was for a new book being released:

Candidates HomerThompson and Rational Poster have yet to make comments about the reveal.

It's the weekend and I'm busy playing video games.

I have no idea what he's talking about.

Likely part of the Alt-Reich plot that's out to get me, just like the earlier assassination.

 

[Clippy]

Turduckens!!!

 

[Gandhi]

I fear another wasted year , i think we need an amendment to the Sherdog constitution.

I propose that only natural born War Roomers be allowed to run for PotWr , that is only Sherdoggers who do the bulk of their posting in the War room should be able to run for the highest office in the room.

We can't let another foreigner parachute in , win the election and do piss all, that way agree or disagree with them at least they will be active .

And the political backlash to the ground breaking GNN coverage continues!!!!!

 

[Clippy]

And the political backlash to the ground breaking GNN coverage continues!!!!!

LOUD NOISESSSS

 

[trolololol]

I fear another wasted year , i think we need an amendment to the Sherdog constitution.

I propose that only natural born War Roomers be allowed to run for PotWr , that is only Sherdoggers who do the bulk of their posting in the War room should be able to run for the highest office in the room.

We can't let another foreigner parachute in , win the election and do piss all, that way agree or disagree with them at least they will be active .

 

[Rational Poster]

I fear another wasted year , i think we need an amendment to the Sherdog constitution.

I propose that only natural born War Roomers be allowed to run for PotWr , that is only Sherdoggers who do the bulk of their posting in the War room should be able to run for the highest office in the room.

We can't let another foreigner parachute in , win the election and do piss all, that way agree or disagree with them at least they will be active .

That's why all War Room posters and candidates need to unite behind me.

Someone able to match the interlopers shit post for shit post, as well as write posts of great substance!

 

[trolololol]

That's why all War Room posters and candidates need to unite behind me.

Someone able to match the interlopers shit post for shit post, as well as write posts of great substance!

Vote PCP and I will silence this troll once and for all.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Vote PCP and I will silence this troll once and for all.

Ill mail you my knife