Like Trump would let himself be put on the dollar bill.
"The one? Who is on that? Washington? No, he is ok. He was tall. And I read somewhere that he was in favor of the Brexit. But I heard he has bad teeth. The one seems alright for him".
"Who is on the 100? Ben Franklin? He was not even a president! He was just some guy who wrote a book. I wrote 8 books. Besides, look at him. He looks like Bernie Sanders with better hair. Still bad hair mind you, but better than Bernie. What, he may have discovered electricity? You know who that benefited the most? Hillary Clinton when she deleted 30000 emails people! Sounds like Phony Franklin was setting things up for Hillary. We should kick him off the hundred, and put me on. I will make the 100 great again. It will be the most majestic 100 dollar bill you have ever seen, believe me. It will be so yuge that it will say 100, but it will be worth at least 10,000. Or maybe 20,000. Whatever I feel like that day. What I am saying is Phony Franklin and crooked Hillary have been ruining the 100 for years now. You put me on there, I will make it great. The best."