Lol @ The Melon meeting with the Cows at midnight. Pretty obvious that it's just a formality - they want to wine and dine The Melon, and The Melon loves to eat. He'll likely attend the meeting in an Adidas or Fila track suit, enjoy the groveling, and move on.
Don't see Dallas as a possibility because The Melon was aware of the Chandler move before it was done, and he agreed with The Fill.
I guess Hugheston is possible, but there really isn't much veteran leadership on that squad, and they underachieved last year by getting smirched in the 1st by Porkland.
It's either he goes to play with his boys down south, where paycuts and collusion is the daily routine, to chase some rings, or he'll believe in The Fill, believe in the rebuild, and attempt to do it on his own.
He still has a chance to take the Dirk route, and be beloved for all eternity.