- 2014 NBA offseason thread, v3: Draft Part B- Why me, man? -

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Phoenix trying to schedule a meeting with Melon and Lebren to pitch them playing together in the desert.

LeBron might average 80 a game with that PHX level PEDs.
 
The desert Heat might counteract the roids though; Bern would likely break down.
 
Phoenix doesn't have a third world arena like San Cantonio.
 
cHeat still lose to any western conference team in a 7 game series. FFS dallas gave the spurs a tougher time than the cHeat LMAO!
 
Breakitdown said:
cHeat still lose to any western conference team in a 7 game series. FFS dallas gave the spurs a tougher time than the cHeat LMAO!
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With

Lowry
Wade (wish he would come off the bench)
James
Lewis
Bosh

then

Allen
Napier
Gortat
Andersen
Melo
etc

They'll beast everyone. 82-0
 
jrams said:
Phoenix trying to schedule a meeting with Melon and Lebren to pitch them playing together in the desert.

LeBron might average 80 a game with that PHX level PEDs.
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The pitch
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Breakitdown said:
cHeat still lose to any western conference team in a 7 game series. FFS dallas gave the spurs a tougher time than the cHeat LMAO!
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Take any team with an experienced Batman, and they give the cHeat all they can handle. The East has some Batmen (though they might all end up on the cHeat for all we know), but they just aren't grizzled enough to beat a loaded roster of prime PED abusing floppers just yet. You simply can't forcefully beat a team that is physically stronger than you, and has at least 4-5 prime Stars taking paycuts to play together. It takes intelligence, wisdom, technical skill, and a world class understanding of this beautiful game.

Such teams only exist in the West unfortunately - Spurs, Mavs, and Lakers (if the One True, Nash, and Pua were healthy), and even Memphis (when they aren't being Friendly/Rigged-ed so that the NBA can push manufactured stars), all had the personnel that met this criteria.

Sadly, the rest of the teams are just full of youngsters.

There is actually a very dangerous precedent being set by Bern and Co, as I'm sure you already know. The younger generation will never learn what it means to overcome adversity; they'll never learn about struggle and perseverance. All they see is that when the going gets tough... collude with your boys. Take paycuts to join up with as many homies as possible, until you have enough talent on one roster to just make it slaughter 99% of the time.
 
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Heat should go after Melo, Gerg Monroe, Lowry, Ariza, Isiah Thomas, and Pua Gosal. 2015 lineup:

F - LeBern/Pua
F - Carmelo/Ariza
C - Bosh/Monroe
G - Lowry/Thomas/Napier
G - Wade/Allen

No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
 
Wow heats fans chomping for Lowry. But I don't see why he wouldn't leave Toronto for Lebald.
 
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Take any team with an experienced Batman, and they give the cHeat all they can handle. The East has some Batmen (though they might all end up on the cHeat for all we know), but they just aren't grizzled enough to beat a loaded roster of prime PED abusing floppers just yet. You simply can't forcefully beat a team that is physically stronger than you, and has at least 4-5 prime Stars taking paycuts to play together. It takes intelligence, wisdom, technical skill, and a world class understanding of this beautiful game.

Such teams only exist in the West unfortunately - Spurs, Mavs, and Lakers (if the One True, Nash, and Pua were healthy), and even Memphis (when they aren't being Friendly/Rigged-ed so that the NBA can push manufactured stars), all had the personnel that met this criteria.

Sadly, the rest of the teams are just full of youngsters.

There is actually a very dangerous precedent being set by Bern and Co, as I'm sure you already know. The younger generation will never learn what it means to overcome adversity; they'll never learn about struggle and perseverance. All they see is that when the going gets tough... collude with your boys. Take paycuts to join up with as many homies as possible, until you have enough talent on one roster to just make it slaughter 99% of the time.
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Well firstly, Toronto is in Canada, which immediately makes it the least attractive team to play for in the NBA.
 
Honestly I think Lowry will go for the $ in Toronto. He's like 29 and hasn't had an A-level payday yet.
 
Sweet jebus

cHeat fans are delusional. They won't get Pua, Lowry, Ariza, Melo, or Isiah Thomas.

All of them will get better offers then the cHeat can afford.
 
I forgot about Lol Deng. Heat should also sign that guy.
 
Kevin Durant is going to the Cheat, prolly in a trade for Norris Cole
 
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