- 2014 NBA offseason thread, v3: Draft Part B- Why me, man? -

[ChillyPalmer]

Damn, that is pathetic.

I am disapoint.

 

[ChillyPalmer]

Unless it works.

Then wooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Genius.

 

[Palpatine]

Adrian Wojnarowski ✔ @WojYahooNBA

Free agent Pau Gasol had a phone conversation with Miami president Pat Riley today, league source tells Yahoo Sports.

 

[wlu29]

lol never noticed that. My guess is they had to do so many re-takes of the part where Neil pwnts the hangers that it got impossible to keep track of how many were supposed to be there.

What movie are you guys talking about?

 

[faustian]

What movie are you guys talking about?

 

[wlu29]

It's been so long since I've seen that movie don't remember the scene at all

 

[Breakitdown]

waingro was the best part of that movie

 

[faustian]

It's been so long since I've seen that movie don't remember the scene at all

It was mainly just Waingro and his gf Chantale arguing about whether Waingro should take money out of his 401k to pursue a full-time career as a rodeo rider

 

[CCH]

Jodie Meeks got $20 million to play basketball in the NBA? In these United States? Not a strong start to the SVG Era in Detroit, yeah.

 

[jrams]

He was a 3rd option who put up an efficient 20 ppg. It won't be easy to find someone off the street to come in and replicate that. All I'm sayin.

Isaiah had the second most shots per game once Rudy showed up.

dat Dana Barros season doe

 

[Lifer]

in other non-FA signing news...kinda. Patty Mills out 7 months with a torn rotator cuff. Pretty impressive showing since he had the tear during the Finals.

I wonder if this lowers his market value and likely increases the Spurs chance of re-signing him.

 

[CCH]

I know it's Broussard and his sauces, but here's hoping he's right that Knicks will not entertain sign and trade that involves Boozer.

 

[jehosafats]

If Pau lands in South Beach, it's over. Five straight Finals appearances. Garaunteed another ring.

 

[Palpatine]

I know it's Broussard and his sauces, but here's hoping he's right that Knicks will not entertain sign and trade that involves Boozer.

Why would Fill ever help the Cows acquire Melo, without getting prospects, future 1st rounders, and non guaranteed contracts in return?

That's why Cows fans are delusional. Not only is their team full of not one, but multiple derelicts, but they're not even being realistic about how difficult it would be to acquire The Melon. He would have to take the vet min for them to be able to sign him outright.

There is no chance of a S&T, unless The Cows receive the most vicious rape since the summer of '03 in Edwards, Colorado, in return.

 

[Palpatine]

Lol @ Gibderp.

Chicago Cows Taj Gibson was front-and-center in the talks with Carmelo Anthony explaining they can form a “Big Four’’. (Source: Joe Cowley)
7:24 PM - 1 Jul 2014

 

[metal]

To be fair i have never said Chicago would get him. Just would be nice, but still do not expect to sign him. Especially with having to amnesty Boozer, trade Dunleavy, and Gibson to have room for Melon.

 

[jrams]

Lol @ Gibderp.

Does Chicago have a "Big" anything right now?

 

[Palpatine]

Does Chicago have a "Big" anything right now?

They have two "Big" Melo digital images being projected onto their arena, but that's about it.

Chicago Bulls would amnesty Carlos Boozer, trade Mike Dunleavy, Jimmy Butler, and Anthony Randolph. Salary of $16.9m. (Source: K.C. Johnson)

The Melon would basically join a team similar to his old Nuggets...

Noah = Nene
Gibson = Martin
Rose = Iverson/Billups

Derp.

...and take a massive paycut.

If you're gonna take a paycut, you might as well head down to south beach to play with Bern, Wade, Bosh, Gasol, Gortat, Ariza, Lowry, etc, and lose in the NBA Finals.

 

[faustian]

They have two "Big" Melo digital images being projected onto their arena, but that's about it.

The Melon would basically join a team similar to his old Nuggets...

Noah = Nene
Gibson = Martin
Rose = Iverson/Billups

Derp.

...and take a massive paycut.

If you're gonna take a paycut, you might as well head down to south beach to play with Bern, Wade, Bosh, Gasol, Gortat, Ariza, Lowry, etc, and lose in the NBA Finals.

 

[Kingz]

They have two "Big" Melo digital images being projected onto their arena, but that's about it.

The Melon would basically join a team similar to his old Nuggets...

Noah = Nene
Gibson = Martin
Rose = Iverson/Billups

Derp.

...and take a massive paycut.

If you're gonna take a paycut, you might as well head down to south beach to play with Bern, Wade, Bosh, Gasol, Gortat, Ariza, Lowry, etc, and lose in the NBA Finals.

All those guys with the exception of Nene(who was always injured anyway) were past their primes. AI, Kenyon, Chauncy, etc.

Also, those Nuggets teams would have probably done some serious damage in the LEast.