2013-14 NBA Playoff Discussion, v13: Black Friday (Moment of Silence Edition)

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  1. The One True

    The One True GOAT Of All Time

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    5/30/2014, aka "the one true black friday", will go down in sports bar history as one of the most tragic and influential events of our time. experts agree that rustled jimmies were the spark to this inferno, traceable to a mr. icecan who may or may not have reported posts (getting different stories from my sources, will keep you guys updated). just another reminder that all it takes is one rustled jimmy - just one measly jimmy - to spiral into a cascade of hurt feelings/internet punishment.

    a moment of silence to our fallen brother palis/the day walker, who may be resurrected in a month's time at the discretion of czar bam (and might do well to invest in a new computer for dat dere ip change). snake vato was stricken momentarily with yellow fever until questionable backstage antics occurred (hearing the dubbs were paid off). beer and rob were also not spared the rod, as punishment for saying the b-word which is no laughing matter. only icecan seems to have gotten off scot-free, as some sort of poetic twist of irony as it was his overrustled jimmy that ignited this situation.

    5/30/2014
     
  2. Ehrmantraut

    Ehrmantraut Real American Platinum Member

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    This is just not Gay Walker's day. Bern just finished besmirching his evening.
     
  3. faustian

    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    lol first Pelvis lets Hollywood Joto rustle him into a ban then a few weeks later some broad Sara besmirches him into another ban
     
  4. surgeyou1

    surgeyou1 Welcome to the Machida Era...Part Deux

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    This will be the 20th consecutive Finals featuring at least one of Shaq, Jordan, Duncan, Kobe or LeBron.
     
  5. The One True

    The One True GOAT Of All Time

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    that's actually a cool stat. it's a superstar's league.
     
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    highkicknomore Red Belt

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    What are the odds Palin create another account worse than Gay Walker?

    BTW Candark, I though IP is based on internet connection. Not on what computer you use. Any scientists to confirm this?
     
  7. The One True

    The One True GOAT Of All Time

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    no clue, you're acting like i'm a computer programmer or something lol. if only there was somebody who program in computer(s) that could shed some light.
     
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    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Can't be rustled about the dubs while Indiana is busy packing up and going home for the summer. The Miami that played tonight would have swept every single team on the way to a third straight title.
     
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    INeedARemedy GOAT

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    grapin it up with the Daredevil himself
    Yeah
     
  10. ChillyPalmer

    ChillyPalmer The One True King

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    Indicana has the worst bench in the history of basketball.

    Oh well, Lelbron will be 2-3 in the finals by the end of this season.

    Unlike the GOAT, who is undefeated.
     
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    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Paul George is gracious in defeat, but he's got tears in his eyes. I almost feel sorry for him.
     
  12. BEER

    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Fixed it for you.
     
  13. snake_vato

    snake_vato Green Belt

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    The ghost of KoB was summoned in this post.
     
  14. highkicknomore

    highkicknomore Red Belt

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    lulz.
     
  15. Joe Wong

    Joe Wong Gold Belt Banned

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    lmao, paul george "gotta give them credit for coming into our building game 2 and turning this series around". Nvm giving them credit for totally outplaying you in every way possible.
     
  16. ChillyPalmer

    ChillyPalmer The One True King

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    Hope the Pacers keep George Hill forever.
     
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    iwhoopedbatman Fox Hunter Extraordinaire

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    Free Palis!
     
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    snake_vato Green Belt

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    What an epic swindle by the Spurs, stealing Kawhi Leonard and dumping George Hill. The guy just isn't a starting pg. He showed potential under Pop's system as a backup PG, but that's about it.

    On topic though, that op was beautiful. Masterful, powerful, gripping, an emotional roller coaster.

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    PALIS LOOMS
     
  19. Palpatine

    Palpatine Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Damn Pelvis besmirched again. I'll give him some time to create a new account, and message me before I remove him from the Sim League.
     
  20. metal

    metal saying what i want Platinum Member

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    Something tells me Pelvis is done with Sherdog.
     
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