Crime 2000 mules

[idrankyourbeer]

If the institutions are run by leftists that want to win at all costs, it won’t matter.

does win at all costs involve gerrymandering, rushing to change and reform the election laws in states that have swung and they are starting to lose control and popularity in, and make it harder for people to exercise their constitutional right to vote?

does win at all costs involve clogging up the court system with 66 frivolous lawsuits, and demand that the judges throw out millions of peoples votes, or overturn the state elections, with absolutely no credible evidence or valid reason for them to do so?

does win at all costs involve bullying the court system and expecting the judges to just forget about following the laws, the legal process, and their constitution, and give in to somebodies demands, despite a lack of ANY evidence, simply because the president of the united states is mad that he lost the election, and the judges should simply just bend the knee to them because they owe him a solid or something?

does win at all costs involve trying to send your own slate of electors to the capitol in hopes of convincing the vice president into defying his constitutional duties, and certifying an election for the guy who lost?

does win at all costs involve sending over your finest group of supporters to the capitol building to disrupt congress, in hopes of preventing an election from being certified for the guy who won?

which side is doing that again? it can't be the right. no. not at all. its not a win at all costs, remain in power at all costs kind of thing for the maga breed of conservatives. they dont want some kind of authoritarian dictatorship. even if its their guy who remains in power. i mean don't you see these guys and their fanatics quoting lines from the constitution, and calling themselves patriots? they are the party of pro-democracy. they are all about counting all the votes. even if those votes are cast for somebody else. every sacred vote matters to them, and thats what they love about democracy, and thats why they love their country.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

There is proof in this very thread, statistical anomalies out of the f**king wazoo!

thats nice. if there was any fraud, then prove it. put up, or shut up.

evidence is proven in a court of law. so whats the docket number for the case where this particular fraud you speak of was put forward, and then proven. make a believer out of me. its your chance to own me right here Skeeter! whats the docket number?

or did they simply just forget to bring any of this to court yet? that pillow guy must still be sifting through it all. mountains of evidence. so much evidence that we can hardly keep up! theyre gonna prove it any day now. no really, i know ive only been saying it for 554 days now, but really you guys i mean it this time! its not a grift. its not a lie. this is real life stuff right here!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

stay tuned next week, for when they go further into detail about just how the ghost of hugo chavez, mickey mouse, aliens from mars, obama's microwaves, italian satellites, chinese thermostats, bill barr, bill gates, billy bob thornton, george soros, mark zuckerberg, the deep state, the fbi, the doj, mike pence, and most importantly, the facebook app have all played their parts in stealing the 2020 election from our favorite president, donald j. trump.

with all the evidence so shocking that it doesnt belong inside of a courtroom, because it would make those deep state judges heads explode. with evidence so real that you can only see all of it if you pay a convicted felon 20 bucks to watch a movie. complete with all of the evidence so damning that only a crackhead pillow salesman is allowed to handle any of it, which he will be bringing to court any day now, it just won't be today.

 

[dreden1982]

If the institutions are run by leftists that want to win at all costs, it won’t matter.

you manage to make profound statements about the left that is easily applicable to the right

 

[Goonerview]

thats nice. if there was any fraud, then prove it. put up, or shut up.

evidence is proven in a court of law. so whats the docket number for the case where this particular fraud you speak of was put forward, and then proven. make a believer out of me. its your chance to own me right here Skeeter! whats the docket number?

or did they simply just forget to bring any of this to court yet? that pillow guy must still be sifting through it all. mountains of evidence. so much evidence that we can hardly keep up! theyre gonna prove it any day now. no really, i know ive only been saying it for 554 days now, but really you guys i mean it this time! its not a grift. its not a lie. this is real life stuff right here!

The regime tried to get rid of Trump from the beginning. Now, they have got rid of him, they are simply not going to entertain any evidence that might allow him back in.

Pelosi, the mainstream media, social media, Mitt Romney and the Rinos, the same people that all simultaneously, in tandem, buried the story of Hunter Biden’s laptop, these people are simply not going to let Trump win.

The evidence is there. You just ain’t listening.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

The regime tried to get rid of Trump from the beginning. Now, they have got rid of him, they are simply not going to entertain any evidence that might allow him back in.

Pelosi, the mainstream media, social media, Mitt Romney and the Rinos, the same people that buried the story of Hunter Biden’s laptop, these people are simply not going to let Trump win.

The evidence is there. You just ain’t listening.

holy fuck congratulations bro. you just put so much chud propaganda, buzzwords, and conservative talking points into just one post that you can fill an entire MAGA Bingo card with it!

just the only thing you wont be able to find anywhere on that bingo card is the word "evidence" - because "evidence of election fraud" is probably hiding away on an episode of jeopardy. inside the category "things that the world will never be able to find" - located right underneath the answers "trump's new health care plan" and "donald trump's tax returns" - and the only contestant in the world who knows the correct answer would be a crackhead pillow salesman!

 

[Goonerview]

holy fuck congratulations bro. you just put so much chud propaganda, buzzwords, and conservative talking points into just one post that you can fill an entire MAGA Bingo card with it!

just the only thing you wont be able to find anywhere on that bingo card is the word "evidence" - it's probably hiding away on an episode of jeopardy. inside the category "things that the entire world will never be able to find" located right underneath the answers "new health care plan" and "donald trump's tax returns" - and the only contestant who would ever be able to uncover any of it would be a crackhead pillow salesman!

lol, you’re not going to believe anything unless the “arbiter of truth”, Don Lemon says so anyway, so there is no point trying to reason with you.

 

[skold]

lol, you’re not going to believe anything unless the “arbiter of truth”, Don Lemon says so anyway, so there is no point trying to reason with you.

Still waiting for that evidence to be presented in court.

Could it be because it's not illegal to lie to dummies like yourself, but it is however illegal to lie in court?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

lol, you’re not going to believe anything unless the “arbiter of truth”, Don Lemon says so anyway, so there is no point trying to reason with you.

fuck don lemon, and the only time i've ever tuned into cnn this year was on the night of putin's invasion. was expecting to see some shit getting blown up, but it didnt really go down like that. instead they just kept repeating the same clips over and over for a few hours, and then i found some other live video feeds from some ukranian cities so i just turned the tv off.

but its been 554 days now. put up or shut up pal. if this widespread election fraud fantasy of yours really exists, then go ahead and prove it.

make sure to bring the truth and all of the facts to court with you. and don't forget to bring the evidence this time!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Still waiting for that evidence to be presented in court.

Could it be because it's not illegal to lie to dummies like yourself, but it is however illegal to lie in court?

naw man. you see, we're dealing with so much evidence of widespread election fraud that it only belongs on twitter, a hotel lobby, a parking lot across the street from the dildo shop, or within some convicted felon's movie.

a court of law is the last place that anybody would ever want to bring all of this damning evidence to. its not because they don't have any real evidence, and they're not simply just telling a bunch of lies to their followers in an effort to keep raking in their money and votes. it's clearly because the evidence is just so shocking that it would make those deep state trump-appointed judges heads explode! evidence so convincing that even a crackhead pillow salesman isn't allowed to have any of it this time! evidence so convicting that godzilla is gonna toss out his joe/kamala hat and walk back into the ocean before they figure out that godzilla was in on the steal too!

 

[Goonerview]

fuck don lemon, and the only time i've ever tuned into cnn this year was on the night of putin's invasion. was expecting to see some shit getting blown up, but it didnt really go down like that. instead they just kept repeating the same clips over and over for a few hours, and then i found some other live video feeds from some ukranian cities so i just turned the tv off.

but its been 554 days now. put up or shut up pal. if this widespread election fraud fantasy of yours really exists, then go ahead and prove it.

make sure to bring the truth and all of the facts to court with you. and don't forget to bring the evidence this time!

Do you ever wonder how it was possible that the story of Hunter Biden’s laptop was buried by the legacy media outlets, if you talked about it on social media, you got banned, all of these institutions working in tandem to bury a story that could swing the election in favor of Trump.

Only for a year later, for all of these institutions to admit that the story was REAL.

Does your pea brain ever wonder about that? And think, “hmm, that’s weird!”?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Do you ever wonder how it was possible that the story of Hunter Biden’s laptop was buried by the legacy media outlets, if you talked about it on social media, you got banned, all of these institutions working in tandem to bury a story that could swing the election in favor of Trump.

Only for a year later, for all of these institutions to admit that the story was REAL.

Does your pea brain ever wonder about that? And think, “hmm, that’s weird!”?

thats nice. i wish i would have known more about that laptop or i wouldnt have voted 18 times for hunter biden.

how was that supposed to swing the election? most of those 81 million people who voted for brandon didnt actually vote for brandon because they genuinely like brandon. i mean come on man, you talk about all of his tiny little crowd size he draws, during the pandemic and all. nobody even shows up to his rallies! do you you really think 81 million people really give a damn about sleepy joe, or what his crackhead son is up to, or whats on his laptop?

you can go but but hunters laptop all you want. that wasnt going to change nothing. 81 million people weren't voting for hunter biden. they were voting against donald trump. a bag of dog shit could have ran against donald trump, and that bag of dog shit would have beaten donald trump, no matter what kind of scandal the GOP could ever cook up.

have you clued in to the idea yet that after 4 years, the overwhelming majority of the country does not like donald trump, and they genuinely didn't care about the guy who runs against him, let alone whatever their children were up to, and they simply just wanted trump gone?

during his entire time in office, donald trump has achieved absolutely nothing at all, and his entire political existance was to be a twitter troll and piss off the left. well mission accomplished, jackass! you've pissed off enough people to cost you an election, your job, your presidency, your white house, the house, the senate, and all of your social media accounts.

congratulations donny. you've single handedly inspired the greatest amount of people in the history of the nation to vote in the election, and the overwhelming majority of them were casting their votes just to remove your ass from office! you should be proud of yourself. you really owned those libs there bud! your party is divided on whether they should distance themselves from you, or continue kissing your ass just to get some support. but make sure to make another run in 2024, because if those 81 million people see your name on the ballot, theyre voting for the other guy, and they aint gonna give two fucks about them, or what their crackhead sons are up to either.

 

[Goonerview]

thats nice. i wish i would have known more about that laptop or i wouldnt have voted 18 times for hunter biden.

how was that supposed to swing the election? most of those 81 million people who voted for brandon didnt actually vote for brandon because they genuinely like brandon. i mean come on man, you talk about all of his tiny little crowd size he draws, during the pandemic and all. nobody even shows up to his rallies! do you you really think 81 million people really give a damn about sleepy joe, or what his crackhead son is up to, or whats on his laptop?

you can go but but hunters laptop all you want. that wasnt going to change nothing. 81 million people weren't voting for hunter biden. they were voting against donald trump. a bag of dog shit could have ran against donald trump, and that bag of dog shit would have beaten donald trump, no matter what kind of scandal the GOP could ever cook up.

have you clued in to the idea yet that after 4 years, the overwhelming majority of the country does not like donald trump, and they genuinely didn't care about the guy who runs against him, let alone whatever their children were up to, and they simply just wanted trump gone?

during his entire time in office, donald trump has achieved absolutely nothing at all, and his entire political existance was to be a twitter troll and piss off the left. well mission accomplished, jackass! you've pissed off enough people to cost you an election, your job, your presidency, your white house, the house, the senate, and all of your social media accounts. you just had the greatest amount of people in the history of the nations elections turn out to vote, and the overwhelming majority of them were casting their votes just to remove your ass from office! you should be proud of yourself. you really owned those libs there bud! you reap what you sew!

There is literally video footage in the OP of people ballot harvesting. But, this is you:

 

[idrankyourbeer]

There is literally video footage in the OP of people ballot harvesting. But, this is you:

there is literally video footage of bigfoot coming out of the ocean. i seen it in a movie one day. that doesnt mean any of it is real.

is this stuff youre talking about from some movie supposed to be evidence of some real life election fraud going on in the real world? evidence is proven in a court of law, so which courtroom did they prove this in?

554 days now and you election fraud flat-earthers have still not been able to show the world that your stolen election conspiracy theory is any more real than batman and the tooth fairy.

you sit there in your fairy tale funhouse touting all of these election fraud fantasies, where not a sliver of bamboo was ever found,and not a trace of evidence was ever proven. but somehow this is still supposed to be real, and everybody is just supposed to believe in it without any facts, evidence, or even any question?

meanwhile in the real world, over 200 million dollars was raised between election day and brandon's inauguration in hopes of "finding the fraud" and "stopping the steal", and yet after 554 days, the only thing they found was bunch more legal votes for brandon, and the only fraud they have found was a small handful of registered conservatives who got caught trying to cast in an illegal vote.

but do go on about your stolen election and santa claus nonsense that youve seen at the movies, and how its supposed to be any more real than the teenage mutant ninja turtles. i can't wait for them to bring all of that hot new evidence to court so that they can finally prove their claims. should be any day now right? be sure to stay tuned for next weeks episode of finding bigfoot. they might actually find that crafty son of a bitch this time!

 

[Fugazy]

Even pink haired progressives did not REEE this hard when Hillary lost. Trumpers are the most sensitive bitches in all of politics in any country, by far. Take the L like a real man would and move on. This is pathetic and embarrassing.

It'll be hilarious if Trump or Desantis or whatever slimy unlikeable inept politician who has been elevated to infallible god status gets murked in the next POTUS election. Oh man the crying will be intense.

Hillary wrote a book about losing that flipping charted to 1 on Amazon and sold like 300k copies in a week.

They went on for years about Russians on FB stealing the election. Investigation after investigation after accusation after accusation.

Let’s be real man.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Hillary wrote a book about losing that flipping charted to 1 on Amazon and sold like 300k copies in a week.

They went on for years about Russians on FB stealing the election. Investigation after investigation after accusation after accusation.

Let’s be real man.

i dont care much for hillary, i think she's also a lying sack of shit, and i didnt really follow much politics until a few years recently anyways, but i mean shit, didnt like 36 people get convicted or plead guilty during that whole russiagate thing while diaper don was busy using executive privilege to skate his way around the law? usually that doesnt happen when nothing happened and theres nothing to hide. one day youve got a bunch of trumps finest stooges licking his boots, and the next theyre being hauled off to jail. and meanwhile here's the guy they got caught lying for while under oath, and he's throwing them all under the bus!! "i hardly even knew the guy!" "i never liked the guy!" "i didnt even know he worked for us!"

anyways nothing ever became of that, and even if this russiagate collusion thing even happened, it wouldnt have changed the outcome of anything anyways

coming from the republicans, it was all a witch hunt! a nothing burger. collusion and fraud didnt happen. it couldnt happen! it wouldn't happen. never in this country! its unfathomable!

so with that russiagate turning out to be a bust, it just further reinforces the point that nobody could ever interfere with the american elections, and theres no way that an election could ever be stolen. we learned that back in november 2016, and then again a few years afterwards. the redcaps have never been more clear when they made sure we all know that the presidential elections are free and fair, and we should respect the office of the sitting president. they have well gotten their point across, and we will forever have to go with it. the elections are 100% safe and secure.

and also, reap what you sew. trump lost. fuck your feelings.

 

[TUFNewb]

Hillary wrote a book about losing that flipping charted to 1 on Amazon and sold like 300k copies in a week.

Lmao. Trumper logic at its finest.

His supporter's stormed government buildings and attacked government employees.

Her's bought her book.



Virtually identical

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Lmao. Trumper logic at its finest.

His supporter's stormed government buildings and attacked government employees.

Her's bought her book.

lets not forget about crooked hillaries one and only fan crying in the streets the day of the election. thats the only picture of an upset hillary fan that they could muster up, and they spammed it for 4 years just to make sure everybody knows just how everybody on the left is so super triggered! look at this picture of this one person everybody! look how mad they all are!

forget about their own side. forget about an army of maga toddlers deciding to throw the biggest temper tantrum that their nation has ever seen, as the whole world looked on. the election got called for brandon. they wouldnt stop crying about losing the election. they got laughed out of every courtroom in the land, they wouldnt stop crying about losing the election. they raided the capitol, but the election got certified for brandon. they wouldnt stop crying. brandon got inaugurated, they wouldnt stop crying. here we are 554 days after the election, and theyre still crying about their election they lost, still without a shred of evidence to prove it was illegitimate. and if it aint the election, theyre still crying about brandon, and everything he does. theyre still crying about hunter biden. theyre still crying about hunters laptop. everywhere they go, they just won't stop crying!

but hey, lets see that picture of that crying hillary fan one more time, just to make sure we all know which side is a bunch of triggered snowflakes. maybe throw some meme or catchphrase in there too, just to drive the point home.

 

[Joe]

Hillary wrote a book about losing that flipping charted to 1 on Amazon and sold like 300k copies in a week.

They went on for years about Russians on FB stealing the election. Investigation after investigation after accusation after accusation.

Let’s be real man.

Hillary wrote a book. Trump went around suing and going to court trying to throw out votes.

 

[Goonerview]

there is literally video footage of bigfoot coming out of the ocean. i seen it in a movie one day. that doesnt mean any of it is real.

is this stuff youre talking about from some movie supposed to be evidence of some real life election fraud going on in the real world? evidence is proven in a court of law, so which courtroom did they prove this in?

554 days now and you election fraud flat-earthers have still not been able to show the world that your stolen election conspiracy theory is any more real than batman and the tooth fairy.

you sit there in your fairy tale funhouse touting all of these election fraud fantasies, where not a sliver of bamboo was ever found,and not a trace of evidence was ever proven. but somehow this is still supposed to be real, and everybody is just supposed to believe in it without any facts, evidence, or even any question?

meanwhile in the real world, over 200 million dollars was raised between election day and brandon's inauguration in hopes of "finding the fraud" and "stopping the steal", and yet after 554 days, the only thing they found was bunch more legal votes for brandon, and the only fraud they have found was a small handful of registered conservatives who got caught trying to cast in an illegal vote.

but do go on about your stolen election and santa claus nonsense that youve seen at the movies, and how its supposed to be any more real than the teenage mutant ninja turtles. i can't wait for them to bring all of that hot new evidence to court so that they can finally prove their claims. should be any day now right? be sure to stay tuned for next weeks episode of finding bigfoot. they might actually find that crafty son of a bitch this time!

Actual footage of people ballot harvesting. This isn’t some bogus Bigfoot video.

This post shows how dismissive you are and how this gif sums you up perfectly: