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12 Untrained Strongmen vs a Silverback Gorilla. Which side wins?

They're all running after the first guy loses teh peen.
 
actually i think about it and if all the guys played keep away just trolling it and running away maybe they could exhaust it while losing a couple guys

then again, strongmen have poor cardio so they'd likely get tooled either way
 
If they all jon jones eye jabbed it at the same time they might be able to blind it for a second, I don't know what they'd do after that tho.
 
actually i think about it and if all the guys played keep away just trolling it and running away maybe they could exhaust it while losing a couple guys

then again, strongmen have poor cardio so they'd likely get tooled either way

Are you saying we could end up with a Kimbo/Houston Alexander situation.

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Gorilla and it would be very brutal...very.
 
Why did you have to specify that the strongmen were untrained?

It's not like 12 MMA fighters are going to fare much better. Nobody's going to be able to armbar that gorilla, and he wouldn't even feel the hardest leg kick a fighter could throw.
 
actually i think about it and if all the guys played keep away just trolling it and running away maybe they could exhaust it while losing a couple guys

then again, strongmen have poor cardio so they'd likely get tooled either way

Good points, not sure if any of those strong men look like they could keep away though.

Also gotta be a cut off point no matter how badass the gorilla is, it won't charge and fight x number of people, though I have no idea what that would be.
 
Ufc 1 rules gorilla

Ufc 100 rules strongmen split decision via baby leg kicks
 
How about 12 strongmen vs. a chimp? They aren't nearly as strong as the gorilla, but much more violent and sadistic.
 
How about gorilla vs pack of crazy women

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Anyway if the strongmen were willing to lose a few i would go with the strongmen, gorillas are hella strong but they get tired quickly.
 
I think the humans could win under the right circumstances.
 
At sea level?

I would pick the gorilla. Of course, if twelve men were willing to risk their lives and actually fought well using smart tactics, they would win (well, like 7 of them would win).
 
The men would have to have a good plan and an insane morale. If they see one of their companions ripped to shreds they couldn't let that phase them. Even then the gorilla still has a shot.
 
Gorilla obliterates them and whoever tries to save them.
 
11 could distract it while one jumps on its back and RNC it.
 
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