100 men or 1 gorilla? UFC Fighters Respond

[oski]

This is funny and short.


Merab has absolutely grown on me. Maybe inside trip? LMAO

 

[Harlekin]

600 pounds? Maybe inside trip

 

[Thy]

heh, maybe 8-10 good fighters, a few sacrifices, 2 dudes on each limb. jones eye poking it, someone trying to fist it's butt to rip out it's intestines, and rener gracie in the background coaching how to do the safe wrap.

I'd suggest someone focusing on ripping/biting off the balls so it's bleeds out, but i'm guessing there's female gorilla's sometimes.

 

[oski]

600 pounds? Maybe inside trip

First "take off pants"

I'd suggest someone focusing on ripping/biting off the balls

And just discussed this scenario with AI (LMAO)...

jones eye poking it

 

[Zaar]

I saw a bunch of jokers and one realistic person

 

[The Big Babou]

The gorilla might momentarily gas out after dismembering and disembowelled 90 or so...

It would be pure carnage

 

[elreece]

Only way I see the men winning is if they straight up dog pile the gorilla and as they are dying somehow smoother it and it dies with the few surviving humans at the top of the pile.

 

[AL-Tappo McSnappo]

heh, maybe 8-10 good fighters, a few sacrifices, 2 dudes on each limb. jones eye poking it, someone trying to fist it's butt to rip out it's intestines, and rener gracie in the background coaching how to do the safe wrap.

I'd suggest someone focusing on ripping/biting off the balls so it's bleeds out, but i'm guessing there's female gorilla's sometimes.

who will get torn limp for limp? small guys or tall lanky guys?

 

[Marko Polo]

Meme

 

[italiamusica]

Wasn't there a video on exactly this not long ago, where people massively overestimate their own strength? I get a lot of these guys are joking, but no, not even 100 of the best fighters ever could kill a gorilla. Like someone said, if a .22 bullet just pisses a gorilla off, then what are your fists and legs going to do?

I feel like the only hope would be to take like, 8 guys to hold one gorilla leg, another 8 to hold the other, 5 for each arm, and then the others just stomping on the gorillas face and mid section. Maybe after minutes of that they could win, or start gouging the gorillas eyes and reaching in to collect some brain matter.

 

[Trabaho]

Merab is funny.

But 100 humans win.

Gorials have been defeated by single Jaguars.

Humans have already won a fight 1vs1 vs a Jaguar. A Kenian man single handedly killed a Jaguar by ripping his tongue out.

Hence humans win. Also Gorillas are sprinters, they gass after 1 minute.

I think humans have p4p best endurance out of any animals in the world.

 

[spearfishin guy]

Merab is funny.

But 100 humans win.

Gorials have been defeated by single Jaguars.

Humans have already won a fight 1vs1 vs a Jaguar. A Kenian man single handedly killed a Jaguar by ripping his tongue out.

Hence humans win. Also Gorillas are sprinters, they gass after 1 minute.

I think humans have p4p best endurance out of any animals in the world.

Jaguars are only found in South, Central and parts of North America. Gorilla's are only found in Africa.

 

[mkess101]

Jaguars are only found in South, Central and parts of North America. Gorilla's are only found in Africa.

He means Leopard I'm pretty sure.

 

[Luthien]

One strong Kayla would beat that Gorilla

 

[Smooth Princess]

Merab is funny.

But 100 humans win.

Gorials have been defeated by single Jaguars.

Humans have already won a fight 1vs1 vs a Jaguar. A Kenian man single handedly killed a Jaguar by ripping his tongue out.

Hence humans win. Also Gorillas are sprinters, they gass after 1 minute.

I think humans have p4p best endurance out of any animals in the world.

Terrence Howard levels of MMATH here. Love it.

 

[Skarsgard]

First "take off pants"


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I don't know why, but the AI responses reminded me of Justin Timberlake's character from Bad Teacher.

 

[Trabaho]

Terrence Howard levels of MMATH here. Love it.

Only reason I can consider a Gorila winning is he rips people like seperates body parts and the rest just walk away shocked and not worth it. If 100 went for it they win. Now spears, easy. I had a guy from Africa tell me 2 young guys can kill a lion wirh spears, he was being serious. Humans are ape x predator. Who says we can't use guns. We can bomb any animal we decie to.

 

[Davey Grant]

After the first guy gets his arm ripped off and beaten to death with it, there will be doubt…..

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Despite a some of them claiming they would beat a gorilla... Bo Nickal is the only one that sounds like a douchebag doing it. Fuck that guy.

 

[FrappeDuRocma]

No strings attached.

I've been practicing MMA for six years now, boxing on the side for seven, I could do it.

I've also been bodybuilding for four years, I'm 6'2" and 186 lbs.

I have incredible speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge, and give him a good punch in the head. I won't let him down at the slightest mistake, the gorilla is finished. You'll always have virgins around here who think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower, my friends, and 2) you're not going to achieve anything with your cowardly body.

Any minimally trained man can defeat a gorilla with a knife. With his bare hands, it's not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technique.