I can see the infomercial now.
Would you like to double, maybe triple the time it takes to cut and eat things with a knife and fork? Well we have the product for you. It's called the Knork. It's a fork with the handle turned into a knife.
How would you like stabbing and slicing your hand open while you try to use the fork side? Great right. The blood will add some natural salt, iron and unique flavor to every dish. How about flipping it over to use the knife while grabbing the fork prongs. Yes it may be uncomfortable and food, sauce and whatnot will likely be on it and get all over your hands and in your wounds but that just adds to the dining experience.
If this is for you call 1-800-dumbass now. With just 3 easy payments of $7.99 this set of 10 Knorks will be yours**. But wait call now and we'll double the offer. That's 20 Knorks for just 3 easy payments(just pay extra S&H charges)**.
*must be 18 or older
*must sign waiver