Why don't they put knives on fork handles?

[emefer]

I'd get food all over my hand and blood all over my food.

 

[usulrah]

Not a new idea

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Hello, clippy.

But then, how do you hold your steak in place while you cut it ?

 

[EnterTheNinja]

That damn handle again!!

 

[ralphc1]

Handles are wasted space. Putting a knife there is a more effective use of the space and makes a more powerful eating tool

You'll only need one hand to eat without the needless switching of utensils leaving your other hand free for other activities.

Your social and meal game will never be the same

It'll make work and save metal. We can give our outdated forks and knives to third world countries.

I need naming ideas and marketing advice

 

[Clippy]

Hello, clippy.

But then, how do you hold your steak in place while you cut it ?

Knife is really sharp just press on to the plate like a man then your other hand still remains free. I always like to have a free hand in my pants while i eat

 

[RerouteToRemain]

Hello, clippy.

But then, how do you hold your steak in place while you cut it ?

With two hands

 

[minute bull]

Hello, clippy.

But then, how do you hold your steak in place while you cut it ?

Clippy affording steak. Now that would be rich.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

SPOON WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE SINCE ITS NOT SHARP, AND U CANT USE KNIFE WITHOUT FOR AND IF ITS ON OTHER END THAT WONT WORK

 

[JOE QUEEF]

 

[Desdinova]

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Some good weed being smoked tonight. Lol

This thread is delivering the goods, dough.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Clippy affording steak. Now that would be rich.

Nobody in this thread or in this cesspool of a forum is more deserving of steak than Clippy so why don't you shut your whore mouth !

 

[CerebralKnievel]

I can see the infomercial now.


Would you like to double, maybe triple the time it takes to cut and eat things with a knife and fork? Well we have the product for you. It's called the Knork. It's a fork with the handle turned into a knife.

How would you like stabbing and slicing your hand open while you try to use the fork side? Great right. The blood will add some natural salt, iron and unique flavor to every dish. How about flipping it over to use the knife while grabbing the fork prongs. Yes it may be uncomfortable and food, sauce and whatnot will likely be on it and get all over your hands and in your wounds but that just adds to the dining experience.

If this is for you call 1-800-dumbass now. With just 3 easy payments of $7.99 this set of 10 Knorks will be yours**. But wait call now and we'll double the offer. That's 20 Knorks for just 3 easy payments(just pay extra S&H charges)**.

*must be 18 or older
*must sign waiver

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