I live in Salt Lake
Obv. extremely Mormon
But back in October I moved into an affluent and even more Mormon neighborhood
I'm tucked into the hillside of Mt. Olympus
When I moved here, I had one puppy left from a litter of puppies from my dogs. They're half great pyrenes, half akita.
When I left the house, I kept the puppy outside for brief periods of time (2-3 hours at max). Maybe only happened a couple of times before the note appeared.
One day after coming home I find a handwritten note from one of my neighbors complaining about my dogs barking. The note had no contact information. No info about who was bitching at all. Just a note from some dumb bitch generally complaining about the dog being outside (I have a huge backyard with a doghouse)
Several months later, the puppy has now found a home, I come home to another handwritten note on my door. The note is complaining about my dogs barking outside. It states that my dogs are barking constantly, and that it is an everyday occurrence. And that "the neighborhood" would appreciate it if that wasn't happening.
Here's the thing -
1. I work from home and I'm around my dogs almost 24/7, and they are absolutely not barking constantly. I have shock collars on them and work with them. It is only the female of the 2 dogs that is a barker, the male does not bark much at all. After putting the shock collars on them, the female's barking has declined dramatically
2. I have several neighbors around me with dogs that are frequent barkers. My next door neighbor has a husky and he's one of the constant barkers. I don't care and don't say shit.
3. There are some kids behind my house that I have caught a half dozen times antagonizing my dogs to get them to bark and I've yelled at them to stop
Tonight, I come home from two hours of being at a bar, and there is a sheriff's card with a case number stuck into my door.
I'm fearing the worst, thinking my dogs escaped and attacked someone and/or attacked their pet.
I call the number and relay to dispatch what is going on. A few minutes later, an officer calls me and tells me what's going on - a neighbor is "concerned" about my dogs being outside.
My dogs didn't escape. My dog's didn't hurt anyone. They were chilling in my backyard.
Again, my dogs are fucking great pyrenes / akitas. They are fucking snow dogs meant to live outside in the Japanese and French mountains. They lay down in the snow like it's a bed.
What the fuck do I do about this uppity Mormon loser neighbor sherbros? They fucking refuse to communicate with me like a man and exclusively leave anonymous notes on my door, and they call the police.
It's obvious to me at this point that whoever is doing this is some loser mormon cunt (a female), given the handwriting on the notes. The cops aren't going to do anything/can't do anything because no crime has been committed. I am around my dogs virtually 24/7. I put them outside for long stretches of time when I'm at home so they get exercise and outdoor stimulation. I don't tolerate excessive barking from them and shock and/or discpline them when they do - which is only a matter of seconds when it happens.
What the fuck am I supposed to do in this situation?
Tomorrow I am going to go door to door knocking on my neighbors houses to find out who the fuck is doing this.
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Man I was thinking about moving to salt lake City but based on your last couple threads it sounds like a shitty place to live.I live in Salt Lake
Obv. extremely Mormon
But back in October I moved into an affluent and even more Mormon neighborhood
I'm tucked into the hillside of Mt. Olympus
When I moved here, I had one puppy left from a litter of puppies from my dogs. They're half great pyrenes, half akita.
When I left the house, I kept the puppy outside for brief periods of time (2-3 hours at max). Maybe only happened a couple of times before the note appeared.
One day after coming home I find a handwritten note from one of my neighbors complaining about my dogs barking. The note had no contact information. No info about who was bitching at all. Just a note from some dumb bitch generally complaining about the dog being outside (I have a huge backyard with a doghouse)
Several months later, the puppy has now found a home, I come home to another handwritten note on my door. The note is complaining about my dogs barking outside. It states that my dogs are barking constantly, and that it is an everyday occurrence. And that "the neighborhood" would appreciate it if that wasn't happening.
Here's the thing -
1. I work from home and I'm around my dogs almost 24/7, and they are absolutely not barking constantly. I have shock collars on them and work with them. It is only the female of the 2 dogs that is a barker, the male does not bark much at all. After putting the shock collars on them, the female's barking has declined dramatically
2. I have several neighbors around me with dogs that are frequent barkers. My next door neighbor has a husky and he's one of the constant barkers. I don't care and don't say shit.
3. There are some kids behind my house that I have caught a half dozen times antagonizing my dogs to get them to bark and I've yelled at them to stop
Tonight, I come home from two hours of being at a bar, and there is a sheriff's card with a case number stuck into my door.
I'm fearing the worst, thinking my dogs escaped and attacked someone and/or attacked their pet.
I call the number and relay to dispatch what is going on. A few minutes later, an officer calls me and tells me what's going on - a neighbor is "concerned" about my dogs being outside.
My dogs didn't escape. My dog's didn't hurt anyone. They were chilling in my backyard.
Again, my dogs are fucking great pyrenes / akitas. They are fucking snow dogs meant to live outside in the Japanese and French mountains. They lay down in the snow like it's a bed.
What the fuck do I do about this uppity Mormon loser neighbor sherbros? They fucking refuse to communicate with me like a man and exclusively leave anonymous notes on my door, and they call the police.
It's obvious to me at this point that whoever is doing this is some loser mormon cunt (a female), given the handwriting on the notes. The cops aren't going to do anything/can't do anything because no crime has been committed. I am around my dogs virtually 24/7. I put them outside for long stretches of time when I'm at home so they get exercise and outdoor stimulation. I don't tolerate excessive barking from them and shock and/or discpline them when they do - which is only a matter of seconds when it happens.
What the fuck am I supposed to do in this situation?
Tomorrow I am going to go door to door knocking on my neighbors houses to find out who the fuck is doing this.
He actually has a point.
Seriously though, if he is Mormon and serious about it just plan a response built around that. He can't do shit.
Bwhahahahaha!! This thread is gold.
Wouldn't you have to be out there in the yard with them waiting for them to bark? That seems tedious.
