People that can't walk and talk on their cell phone at the same time.
Also people that need everything perfectly laid out for them to understand.
Me. "Remember Tony liger, I bumped into him yesterday"
Dummy. "Sorry don't know a Tony liger"
Me ."Sure you do, we used to hang out with Tony, his last name may not be liger, but something similar"
Dummy. "Nope don't know a Tony liger"
Me. "You sat next to him in 11th grade math, tall, blonde hair?"
Dummy. "I never sat next a Tony liger" (now acting like I am crazy and don't know what I am talking about)
Me. "Forget it"
Five minutes later...
Me " Tony tiger, that's his name"
Dummy "oh yeah I know Tony tiger"
Me " yeah the tall blonde guy with an almost identical name that you sat next to in 11th grade.. how did you not know I was talking about him?"
Dummy. "You said Tony liger, i never sat next anyone named liger, how was I supposed to know?"....
Oh ffs