They had no ID, How do I know they were from USADA?

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  1. dimspace Gold Belt

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    Otherwise known as the Aldo conundrum.

    WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD THEY BE?

    can someone explain to me, why would someone other than USADA want to impersonate USADA and collect an athletes urine?

    Why would someone pretend to be USADA?

    To then send the sample to a pretend WADA lab?

    To write the athlete a pretend letter to tell them they are tested positive?

    To ban them from sport?



    I'd really like to hear some rational, sensible ideas on why someone would pretend to work for USADA and what possible detrimental effect this could have on the athlete


    Theory 1: Framing you for a criminal offence
    Theory 2: To gain access to your property to rob you
     
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    - Hi, Ive come to collect your pee

    - Do you work for USADA

    - Um.. lets say I do..

    - Well do you or not..

    - Well no, but, can I have your pee?
     
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    Who oversees USADA exactly? Who does the checking on them?
     
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  4. AminoAcid Purple Belt

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    Doesn't matter.

    The law requires for an active, present id.


    For all you know, some stranger could collect your urine sample and dump it in a criminal investigation site. Next thing you end up in Guantamano Bay getting ass fked everyday for the rest of your life.
     
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    WADA
     
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    I aint giving my piss away to just anybody!







    I got better uses for it






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  7. Sigmafight Double Yellow Card

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    Well, you're right ofcourse, but a creeper fan could try to stalk someone in order to get close to them or some weird shit like that.. I guess..

    A better question is, in which universe does a USADA agent not carry something to identify themselves with? Has this ever actually happened? And what would a good reason be for a USADA employee to not have anything credible to identify him or herself with?
     
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    I have the single largest privately owned UFC fighter pee collection in the world. Over 57 different athletes pee.
     
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    "Of course I avoided them, they could have been USADA looking for a urine sample."

    -No Fighter Ever
     
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  11. dimspace Gold Belt

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    what law?

    please point me to this law that says anyone collecting urine must have an active present id/

    but that doesnt answer the question.. lets say, they arent from USADa, they are an imposter, an impersonator, what would they do with it? how would this negatively impact the athlete in any way?
     
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    There are some weird people out there

    To be fair, she probably has some very potent & powerful pee.

    [​IMG]
     
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    ok, so this is a reasonable theory.

    someone is collecting urine to frame you for murder.

    it would probably be easier to get it from a hair sample, discarded cigarette, drinking glass, but yes, im sure there are some criminals that pee at the scene of their crimes.
     
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  14. AminoAcid Purple Belt

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    The clause requires all active USADA members to carry ID's at all times when at work.
     
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    I agree. If someone knocks on your door and asks for pee, it's either USADA or one of the Machidas. It's either getting drank or tested for drugs. Nothing to worry about.
     
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    They had no ID ? Hard to believe.
    And couldn't you just call USADA while he was there to verify in 5 minutes ?
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    And they are overseen by who?
     
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    When was the last time a random person showed up at your door asking for your piss you retard.
     
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    You have to have credentials or your just some dude asking for piss. Their is a chain of custody that must be followed or the sample is void. Having your credentials is part of that chain of custody.
     
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  20. joeyjoejoe Red Belt

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    Lots of weirdos in the world if anyone comes banging on my door at 5 am they better have some ID because I have a fucking gun lol
     
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