I think it could be saved by homosexuality potions: y'know whatever the government is putting in the water to turn the frogs gay.
For real: all these resentful nerds and misanthropic dorks could, instead of brooding over how sluts always go for the douche bags and jocks instead of the nice guys, could just meet online through their weird internet communities, get together, drink the potion, and spend the rest of their lives banging each other. No more forever alone: just a happy life full of Runeskape and rim jobs with your bro.
Boom. Problem solved. Nobel Peace Prize received.