The Great Debate: is a hot dog a sandwich? Or, I can eat a hotdog without chewing

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  1. Cheese

    Cheese The Super Fly One Yellow Card

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    this aint not sandwich.
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    But it is delicious.
     
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    nostradumbass Gold Belt

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    If we allow hotdogs into the sandwich group, we'd have to allow folded pizza in too. It would be anarchy.
     
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    Cheese The Super Fly One Yellow Card

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    if bread is the decided factor. Why is the double down called sandwich. it aint got no bread.
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    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Hotdogs are around $4/lb or more. Not really cheap.
     
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    Folded pizza.... blood will be shed
     
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    Medulla Omoplata Brown Belt

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    Once you get over the gag reflex you can just kind of relax your throat and it slides right in.
     
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    Cheese The Super Fly One Yellow Card

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    $4lb?. i can get a pack of 10 for 1 dollar at the store.
     
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    its not a real sandwich its an imitation sandwich because of the no bread.
     
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    Those Oscar Mayer cheapo ones that come like 48 in a pack are

    But when you get a proper bratwurst with all the right toppings. ...
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    OeuvrePressure VANILLA THUNDER

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    And yet, if you put a loaf of hot poop between two pieces of dung, it's literally a shit sandwich
     
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    May as well add pita's into mix then.

    See, I knew that the trans-food movement would lead to this eventually.

    smdh
     
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    OeuvrePressure VANILLA THUNDER

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    Yah, "gag reflex", "throat".

    Careful, relax, and don't pinch off that kielbasa you're sitting on
     
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    OeuvrePressure VANILLA THUNDER

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    I like Jew franks. !טָעִים מְאוֹד
     
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    I see, she must be employing the classic line of reasoning: You know what? Fuck it.
     
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    OeuvrePressure VANILLA THUNDER

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    Sandwich Justice Warriors
     
  16. Mariah Larry

    Mariah Larry 2018 #7 Larriest

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    Schmear campaign!?

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  17. zapataxiv

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    it all makes sense.
    shit as you can see from this thread you got KFC using its blood money to undermine traditional sandwich values. Next they are going to be making us cal hotdogs sandwiches.
     
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    A hotdog isn't a sandwich, in the same way 2 people having sex isn't a threesome.
     
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    OeuvrePressure VANILLA THUNDER

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    Oy gevalt
     
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