The Great Debate: is a hot dog a sandwich? Or, I can eat a hotdog without chewing

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  1. OeuvrePressure

    OeuvrePressure VANILLA THUNDER

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    I say no. It's a sausage.
    Here's why it's not a sandwich: because in general, the bun comes as one unit. If you cut a hot dog up and place that in a hamburger bun, then that's a hot dog sandwich.

    A taco isn't a sandwich for the same reason, except that if you put the ground up horsemeat into anything other than a shell, it ceases to be a taco.
     
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    People debate this?
     
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    OeuvrePressure VANILLA THUNDER

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    Only highly intellectual people who are extraordinarily wealthy and sexually dominant who like things inside of other things.
     
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    The Diplomat Peace Among Worlds

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    Apparently.


    https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/22/politics/ruth-bader-ginsburg-stephen-colbert-workout/index.html

    I think she's wrong, btw. If a hot dog is a sandwich, then so are tacos.
     
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    It's not a sandwich.
     
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    Tacos are not sandwiches because they are not made with bread.
    Per your theory about the bun being one unit - a Philly cheese steak isn't a sandwich either.

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  7. Medulla Omoplata

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    I can eat a hotdog without chewing
     
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    I'm sure @Clippy appreciates that.
     
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    I sandwich my hot dog between two tits all the time, so I guess yes, it is a sandwich.
     
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    OeuvrePressure VANILLA THUNDER

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    You're right, it's not a sandwich.

    It is, however, disgusting.
     
  13. Cheese

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    hotdog are for poor people
     
  14. OeuvrePressure

    OeuvrePressure VANILLA THUNDER

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    You eat a hotdog with your mouth.
     
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    OeuvrePressure VANILLA THUNDER

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    But next time you're at a proper bbq, cut up a brat into thin slices and put them on your burger.

    Change your life
     
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    An open faced sandwich is a sandwich on one slice of bread. If the bread is folded, it is still a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich made with folded bread.
     
  17. zapataxiv

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    true that
    there is a reason why they are called "pimp steaks" and not "beta manlet incel food"
     
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    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    i'm not understanding the 'comes as one unit' stipulation....

    so doner kebaps/gyros aren't sandwiches then either?
     
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    *hotdogs

    grammar is not for poor people. Hotdogs are not either although some are marketed to the financially challenged.
     
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    no they aren't
    they are in their own group of done kebab etc..
     
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