The A-hole wizard has cursed you!

[SmilinDesperado]

I would fuck whole sport teams and bet on their opponents. Like super bowl, major league, strongmen competitions, ice hockey.

Your butthole would be so wrecked.

 

[Wetarmpits]

Your butthole would be so wrecked.

Yes.

 

[NoSmilez]

Damn so many sherdoggers willing to use their PP for justice. Respeck!

 

[KnightTemplar]

Damn so many sherdoggers willing to use their PP for justice. Respeck!

The Dark Cock Rises

 

[LEWIS540]

Does it work in reverse if I decide to "make love" to the dead?

 

[jcc3508]

 

[I Am Legion]

Wait, do you kill you self if you, eh, um, clean the pipes?

 

[yamahacrasher]

What about, uh, "making love" to your hand?

 

[Dr Curtis Love]

If I jerk off, do I die?

 

[Tuvatuva]

There's a lot of men I want dead so I guess I'll be having gay sex now

 

[Fedorgasm]

Wait, do you kill you self if you, eh, um, clean the pipes?

What about, uh, "making love" to your hand?

If I jerk off, do I die?

No, it's been established that this works like super fast AIDS, so feel free to jerk off.

Although you can have sex with anyone you want, provided you're ok with them dying, so the only reason to jerk off would be if you run out of people who deserve to die.

 

[THE Red Beard]

YES! Fast Acting And Growing AIDS. Or FAAG AIDS for short.

LOL I got a yellow once for an Asian joke but this popped me something good.

 

[Fedorgasm]

LOL I got a yellow once for an Asian joke but this popped me something good.

Perhaps a mod would be kind enough to move this thread to the OT where that's not an infraction? I just got off dubz, I can't go back, man.... I can't!

 

[THE Red Beard]

Perhaps a mod would be kind enough to move this thread to the OT where that's not an infraction? I just got off dubz, I can't go back, man.... I can't!

What did you get dubz for? Please be a specific as humanly possible thanks.

 

[Rob Battisti]

When do they die? Like as soon as you finish?

 

[Whippy McGee]

Find the richest bitch, get her to want it bad, but not until we are married without a prenup.

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

You could fuck your way to being the richest guy in the world.

/evil off

 

[William Huggins]

Hmmmmm

Kardashian's and Jenner's .

2 EX's ...........

That's just a start...... The list is very long.......

 

[davidlemonparty]

So it's like being married

 

[BreatheSherBro]

This is easy. Just hook up with already terminally ill chicks. Go cruising the cancer wards for sexy euthanasia.

 

[Kardashians]

i'd be making the world a better place, so much so they'd put my dick on T Shirts.

so goodbye ladies, i hope you enjoyed the ride