Premier League Thread 2018/19 v15: He Could've Killed Him Edition!

[Deffid]

OMG @Chris Partlow

gotta take the draw lol

FUCK THE REFS tho

 

[Partlow]

OMG @Chris Partlow

gotta take the draw lol

FUCK THE REFS tho

wait wrong sport

Fuck that game. Hope whoever called that penalty at the end is jobless tomorrow. Garbage kicker bless

 

[xtramob]

 

[UVee]

New crispy shoes.....and you're wearing a pair of old spunk socks.....

At least they're same pair of socks, progress.

 

[Deffid]

wait wrong sport

Fuck that game. Hope whoever called that penalty at the end is jobless tomorrow. Garbage kicker bless

 

[Chules]

@Deffid girl in my year is sending me heart emojis

im sending them back

am I a cunt? im trying to keep my options open.

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

how does this guy have a wank?

 

[Deffid]

@Deffid girl in my year is sending me heart emojis

im sending them back

am I a cunt? im trying to keep my options open.

Nah definitely keep your options until you are locked up

Women also do this so don't worry

 

[Gazwald]

So I said to Santa Claus, I said "You Christmas Bastard." I said.

 

[Chules]

Nah definitely keep your options until you are locked up

Women also do this so don't worry

she's been liking me for a year but she's waiting on me to make a move lol

 

[Chules]

 

[Gazwald]

@Deffid girl in my year is sending me heart emojis

im sending them back

am I a cunt? im trying to keep my options open.

Congrats. You've been promoted to serial philanderer. All your hard work has finally paid off.

You're even calling previous conquests slags. Impressive. Keep this level of dedication up and you'll make disease spreading serial rapist in no time. The sky's the limit!

 

[Chules]

Congrats. You've been promoted to serial philanderer. All your hard work has finally paid off.

You're even calling previous conquests slags. Impressive. Keep this level of dedication up and you'll make disease spreading serial rapist in no time. The sky's the limit!

"conquests" I didn't shag VetSlag!

 

[Chules]

but yes, the sky's the limit!

 

[Chules]

Cannot be arsed for this placement

One week done and I dont wanna go back ffs

Another 5 more to go

 

[Gazwald]

"conquests" I didn't shag VetSlag!

Don't put yourself down. You gave up on her and now you badmouth her to everyone you meet. That's the main thing.

 

[Chules]

Don't put yourself down. You gave up on her and now you badmouth her to everyone you meet. That's the main thing.

True lol, I sent her on her way

 

[Chules]

@UVee @Carl Drogo @Deffid



I am deceased

 

[Gazwald]

True lol, I sent her on her way

I'm only kidding. The chaotic side of me just wants to see what the prem fred would be like if you fuck'd and chuck'd frenz and left her with syphilis