Premier League Thread 2017/18 v90: German PED Dr. Hans-Wilhelm Müller-Wohlfahrt Edition

[Concrete]

@UltimateVictory tell @Tules to give me a like. That prat just got all Hollywood and decided to stop sharing the love. Wtf?

Guy says I make him laugh but won't give me a like. We already know he throws likes about, no use going all frigid on us know imo.

 

[Concrete]

Wasn't really checking the footy news yesterday. Good to see the Lacazette will be back for Europa. Hoping those rumours about him playing with an injury was what was affecting his form.

Laca new signing, fam.

Oh no, you've started with the dad jokes...

 

[Tobago Jones]

The booty, damn! Idris did well with this one.

 

[LEWIS540]

dundee united, baby. I've not been to any scottish games but it would be fun.

Dundee > Dundee United

 

[Chules]

He can't as he is too busy packing his bags.

im in bed eating

nowhere near even getting that done lmao

 

[Sebbe]

He can't as he is too busy packing his bags.

No

OMGGG

saw someone who's in her 2nd year of med school with PARAMORE in her bio again

superlikeeeeeeee (they give you one a day for free) lol

im gonna fap at the same

 

[Clear Winner]

Oh no, you've started with the dad jokes...

I have an excuse (fatherhood), fam. What's yours?

 

[UVee]

compare demi with lynnbae

night and day difference

night and day difference

Spoiler

 

[Concrete]

I have an excuse (fatherhood), fam. What's yours?

You've moved from pars to puns <puh-lease75>

 

[danny23]

Heroin sounds like it's great.

 

[Chules]

No

i wasted my superlike ffs

no way someone that fit and that smart stays single on that app lol. probably got 100s of likes

 

[Chules]

Heroin sounds like it's great.

I'd rather take cocaine at this moment in time but yeah lol

 

[Chules]

Cocaine and citalopram would be perfect lol

alas we got nuffink doe

 

[Concrete]

Heroin sounds like it's great.

Don't be a fucking idiot. Be a man and just drink your problems away.

 

[Chules]

i dont even know where I'd get heroin from

im shook to even take weed off a guy on the highstreet lol

and my agender bestie only takes ket coz cocaine is too expensive

 

[danny23]

I'd rather take cocaine at this moment in time but yeah lol

Don't be a fucking idiot. Be a man and just drink your problems away.

I've never done drugs, not even a cigarette and don't drink. So I have these strong temptations I try to resist all the time. So far I've been clean and kinda challenge myself to stick to that but dunno how long I can hold it...
I know there's a dealer around my place because the homeless say that when I give them some money lol.

 

[Concrete]

I've never done drugs, not even a cigarette and don't drink. So I have these strong temptations I try to resist all the time. So far I've been clean and kinda challenge myself to stick to that but dunno how long I can hold it...
I know there's a dealer around my place because the homeless say that when I give them some money lol.

Selling heroin to homeless people, scum of the earth.

 

[Tobago Jones]

I've never done drugs, not even a cigarette and don't drink. So I have these strong temptations I try to resist all the time. So far I've been clean and kinda challenge myself to stick to that but dunno how long I can hold it...
I know there's a dealer around my place because the homeless say that when I give them some money lol.

Good man, stick with it.

 

[Clear Winner]

Heroin sounds like it's great.

I hear it's rather moreish.

Seriously though, don't.

 

[Chules]

I've never done drugs, not even a cigarette and don't drink. So I have these strong temptations I try to resist all the time. So far I've been clean and kinda challenge myself to stick to that but dunno how long I can hold it...
I know there's a dealer around my place because the homeless say that when I give them some money lol.

lad!

Don't piss away your future over it.

Consider it if your future is already pissed lol