Olive Garden needs to get with the times...

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  1. MC Paul Barman

    MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    The bigotry I experienced at this restaurant today was unbelievable.

    The waitress comes to take our order and after placing mine I simply asked "may I also have some balsamic vi-person-of-color".

    (Saying 'balsamic vinegar' is beyond contemptible.)

    Her confused look steadily transitioned to one of anger. And a moment later she returns with her manager and I'm asked to leave.
     
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  2. Milord Sir Mangrinder

    Milord Sir Mangrinder I am going bald, help! PM me!

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    you shouldnt have said that, that was the wrong thing to do.
     
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    dembones22 SOAKED IN THE BLOOD OF THE NON BELIEVERS, BELT

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    OLIVE GARDEN?.

    You know how I know your a white guy...




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  4. Midnighter

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    Olive Garden can suck my fucking dick, don't even get me started.
     
  5. Rhood

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    I've never heard anyone call vinegar "vi-person"

    While you're back in the kitchen, can you get me a vimomwow sandy?
     
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    *you're
     
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    What a weird thing to say.. I never looked at that word that way and you junked it up.
     
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    LaylaThePitBuLL Red Nose Belt

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    That's actually kind of funny in a movie or tv show BUT ignorant in real life
     
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  9. MC Paul Barman

    MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Like the name "MC Paul Barman" wasn't a dead give away?
    I'm sure you're a good guy... but I'd a give you a really fuckin hidin for that case cracking, son
     
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    Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    What are you supposed to call it, balsamic vinegro?
     
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    There are Olive Garden Italians too.
     
  12. DrDune

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    Everytime I drive past Olive Garden during the evening the parking lot is absolutely packed.

    Boggles the mind.
     
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    I don't get it
     
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    I ask for my Free Bread to go then.
     
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    Again with your bullshit contractions. I meant what I said.




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    What you said was wrong, my vinegar
     
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    Seriously. If there's one place you should be able to say the n-word ...
     
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    " YOU'RE " still eating at Olive Garden, but you want them to get with the times ??





    <mma3>.
     
  19. MC Paul Barman

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    Monogoloid, the hell does that even mean.
     
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