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ode to the sweaty fat guy? mma wannabe guy?
ode to the sweaty fat guy? mma wannabe guy?
I'll do an MMA wannabe be later. There's definately some gold to be mined there.
As per your request:
Ode To The Sweater
When warm ups begin you really work up a sweat
Those around you slip down 'cause the mat is so wet
You sweat when it's hot, you sweat when it's cool
You're soaked to the bone! Did you come from the pool?
Our training begins and we go to the ground
Your puddle gets deeper and I try not to drown
I can't get you off and I'm beginning to fear
Oh man! It just happend! Your sweat's in my ear!
I try an arm bar, but you slip right on out
Your sweat's coming faster, like it comes from a spout
You sit up in my guard and I'm showered with rain
I tap due due to drowning but not due to pain.
Here's some jits haiku (you know, 3 lines - 5syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)
My favorite gi
Dirty, worn, frayed, beautiful
You help me to win
No gi jiu jitsu
I submit you with my skillz
I don't need a gi
I roll on the floor
With sweaty, musclar dudes
I swear I'm not gay
Yeah, there was one time when I asked my wife to help me refine a technique. I put her in my guard and move to pit stop and she looks up and says, "You do this with guys? On purpose?"