Ode To The Spaz (now with Haiku, p.6)

[KILL KILL]

HAIKU

Our ears look like prunes
We live in fear of the staph
Our hearts still thank us

Caught in triangle
Why cant you please wear a cup
Ball stench makes me tap

haha ball stench

 

[D Train]

HAIKU


Caught in triangle
Why cant you please wear a cup
Ball stench makes me tap

Best one yet.

 

[D Train]

HAIKU

Caught in triangle
Why cant you please wear a cup
Ball stench makes me tap

Best one yet.

 

[SteveQ]

Best one yet.

I'm trying to come up with a limerick but it's really hard to make good rhymes for "gogoplata" and "Sensei Al"

 

[YeahBee]

There once was a spazz from Kentucky
his ears were really really yucky
He couldn't handle the gi
it messed up his qi
Wih guilliotines he didn't get lucky

 

[D Train]

Thought we might could bring this oldie back for our new posters.

 

[BJJayhawk10]

Thanks for the bump. Great stuff in this thread.

 

[Armchair Ninja]

You upper belts make me feel sick
I guess I'm a spaz and a dick
If I don't try to hustle or use all my muscle,
How can I stop your next trick?