Korean Spa/Massage (Zimzilbang)

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[Daniel Fox]

Korean spas are pretty nice, but I would not get the Body Scrub, it would make me feel too uncomfortable.

 

[Daniel Fox]

We have different Korean spas in the states. lol Much of what you described was totally alien to me.

The "Korean Spas" that you are talking about are actually legal in Canada, so a sauna is really a sauna in Canada.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

So there actually are legit asian massage parlors?

Well this one certainly seems as though it is, particularly given they have male masseurs. There are heaps of the dodgy looking ones in Melbourne and this number seems to have exploded recently, the giveaways would seem to be the neon open signs. Seriously they are everywhere, I'm assuming it's a good money laundering op by criminals.

 

[spin]

The read was better than all your threads combined



So there's that

 

[ClubFoot]

Funnily enough I just had a 3some massage with a couple of Thai chicks earlier today.

One was massaging my balls and asshole as I pounded her friend.

It was pretty awesome, not like your gay thang.

btw that's a true story. I went on to bang another 'escort' later in the day which wasn't as nearly as fun. I may start a thread about it as it was pretty disturbing.

 

[spin]

Sounds like a good story to laugh off.

I was at a similar spa in China in my younger days and while I have zero qualms about nudity, being touched by a man while nude would be past my line.

I got out of there and ordered from a service that sent a female masseuse directly to my hotel room.

Which turns out is exactly what you think it is.

 

[Kneepocalypse]

One of Conan's best

 

[Curmudgeon]

So not all asian massage parlors are whore houses then?

have you tried a nordic/scandinavian spa/bath. Basically it is below freezing outside, and you go into a hot tub outdoors, then you jump into the frozen river they have punched a hole in the ice for you, then go sit by a fireplace and relax.

It is pretty good.

Those are called polar bear dips here(Canada). Good times!

 

[BearGrounds]

Lol stopped reading at "brought sand to the beach."

EDIT: Whoa, read further. You do not go to the same "Korean spa/massage" places my buddies go to lol.

 

[weed]

The "Korean Spas" that you are talking about are actually legal in Canada, so a sauna is really a sauna in Canada.

they're illegal here too but they still operate "under the radar".

this one block over here is notorious from what I hear, I mean look at it. (below) they operate under the guise of being "beauty, manicure, pedicure etc parlors". every now & again you will always hear about this shit on the news here. there are all sorts of prostitution rings, but the Korean prostitution ring one upped everyone else by moving into the suburbs/residential areas by literally having "whore houses", where these whores would literally live in houses with visiting clientele. we learned of three that were in a super nice area by my friend's place, & would see sketchy motherfuckers going in & out.

 

[Joseph Budden]

lol @ going to asian spas that aren't rub and tugs

 

[TrippleOG]

BANCHAN is terrible at happy endings !

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

The read was better than all your threads combined



So there's that

It actually was a really good read

 

[Pwent]

Never been to one but i went to a "pink spa"(?) in tokyo, which are legal blow blowjob places. It's similar in the communal nudity. As a western male in a room of tiny Asian men, my ego got stroked as good as my phallus

At the 15 minute mark, they switch girls, and mine covered me with a towel, I went to move it and she said "you too big, other men shy". Made me feel like Shaquille o neal even though it was probably a racist "we don't want to see gaijin" thing

 

[Daniel Fox]

they're illegal here too but they still operate "under the radar".

this one block over here is notorious from what I hear, I mean look at it. (below) they operate under the guise of being "beauty, manicure, pedicure etc parlors". every now & again you will always hear about this shit on the news here. there are all sorts of prostitution rings, but the Korean prostitution ring one upped everyone else by moving into the suburbs/residential areas by literally having "whore houses", where these whores would literally live in houses with visiting clientele. we learned of three that were in a super nice area by my friend's place, & would see sketchy motherfuckers going in & out.

I lived in Toronto from 2006 until 2012, although I never went, some of my coworkers did, and the "bodyrubs" were legal from what I understand. Not full sex but "rub and tugs".

 

[Banchan]

We have different Korean spas in the states. lol Much of what you described was totally alien to me.

No there are even better ones in states. The ones in canada suck. You just go to prostitution but there are actual real spas that have nothing to do with sex.

 

[Banchan]

Never been to one but i went to a "pink spa"(?) in tokyo, which are legal blow blowjob places. It's similar in the communal nudity. As a western male in a room of tiny Asian men, my ego got stroked as good as my phallus

At the 15 minute mark, they switch girls, and mine covered me with a towel, I went to move it and she said "you too big, other men shy". Made me feel like Shaquille o neal even though it was probably a racist "we don't want to see gaijin" thing

Got to love how all the white people only know of prostitution when mentioning asian spa. Ya those are not spas you went to and youre a dirty john

 

[loyalyolayal]

Got to love how all the white people only know of prostitution when mentioning asian spa. Ya those are not spas you went to and youre a dirty john

As expected.

He didn't even mentioned Korea. The guy knows where he was going. It's not like he's getting a surprised bj.

 

[Pwent]

Got to love how all the white people only know of prostitution when mentioning asian spa. Ya those are not spas you went to and youre a dirty john

theyre called pink spa or pink salons. i heard them say both

theyre called pinsaros by locals

what can i say, i love whores and i had time to kill. asian countries are bountiful with whores