Incident at the grocery store - hot chick involved | Page 3

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  1. ToxicShocker Hamsterdam

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    You should have let her cut with the candy bar. This is how wars start

    I just realized you were zoned out with your beats by dre
     
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  2. bad seed Labor Creates All Wealth

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    you have numerous personality disorders, never take accountability of your own actions, and always blame others for your failings. You will never succeed at life and no one will ever love you. I would suggest you make an effort to change your mindset, but I'm guessing you're over 30 so it's too late now.
     
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  3. The Russian Blue Belt

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    had a tall phag working the register a the local store call me a POS Under his breath for no other reason that his Grizzly Smith look gimmick couldn't hide that he both hated himself for being a cock sucker and me for being everything he's not. Manly, hetero and viril looking.

    Don't over analyse those situations. Assholes are assholes for no good reasons.
     
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  4. FierceRedBelt Red Belt

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  5. IndyCovaHart Gold Belt

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    More pix less werdz
     
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  6. The Russian Blue Belt

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    When you stare at womens ass too mutch they will indeed put you in the weirdo zone fast. It's not hard to comprehend.
     
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  7. UFC Truck Brown Belt

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    ts should kill herself because no man actually types like this. you're pathetic.
     
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  8. JSN #NotMyNelly

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    Not sure where you get your smug sense of superiority if you are ogling women in public. Peasantry.
     
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  9. Tuf_guy Silver Belt

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    Did you fuck a lesson into em?
     
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  10. xbone19 Green Belt

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    This was not funny wtf
     
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    You write and act like you're trash.
     
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  12. Dober4 Blue Belt

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    <escalate99>
     
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  13. ithinktheymad Black Belt

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    TS is rarely funny the point of their threads is getting roasted in the replies. Probably while jacking it.
     
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  14. dc007 mr. white belt

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    I always read them in southern wiggerish
     
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  15. The Russian Blue Belt

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    I leave it to you. You seems well versed in it.
     
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  16. fonzob1 Red Belt

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    Don't bother. It's a waste of time.
     
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  17. SRN SOCRATEEEES

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    The secret is not to get distracted by the useless information. Here's what OP wrote:

    I met a hot girl. I tried to fuck her but I'm not her type, she actually trash and not that hot. I met another hot girl and will try to fuck her.
     
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  18. KojiW Purple Belt

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    Rofl

    No need to write my own retort. The next quote already nailed it

     
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    You sound like my wife shopping at the supermarket on a bad day. Very critical and apprehensive.
     
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  20. The Todd Purple Belt

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    your story was a let down from start to finish.
     
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