Incident at the grocery store - hot chick involved

they make medicine for the kind of problem you have.

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Just say it bro. You hate women. It is what it is. There are plenty of bathhouses with your name all over them.
 
EatMyShorts said:
I posted a thread last summer about being stood in the cashier line with my headphones in, when I noticed people started laughing.

Turned out some broad behind me (who worked there, was going on lunch), was stood behind me, having only one candy bar - and me with a fucking cart load of shopping - asked to go ahead of me but, with my headphones in, I basically ended up blanking the uppity biznatch (she was hot).

Well - few days ago, same grocery store - I asked this biznatch stocking shelves for a certain product.
She said they didn't have it, but she said it - really bitchy - then just turned her back to me.

I was kind of shocked she was such a cunt, so I was stood there for a sec like, "what the fuck just happened?".

Then I realized she's pure trash - and trashy girls hate guys like me.
Just conflict of interest basically.

So - it occurred to me she told me they didn't stock the product, just to be a bitch - so, I went looking for it anyways.

Where she was stood - she basically had a birds eye view of me looking for the product she just said they didn't stock.

Anyways - turns out they didn't stock it.

So, on my way, I have a quick glance at her ass, just to see if she was fully hot.
She was trash - but had a very pretty face.
I couldn't tell if her ass was good or no though, from the angle I was, and short time I had to look.


So - I'm stood in line for the cashier a few minutes later.

The biznatch chick comes marching down, and says something to the cashier who - low and be fucking hold - was the same cashier as last summer.

I have - absolutely no fucking idea what she said but, I assume it was something that would make the cashier respond badly to me.
The trashy girl had obviously got frustrated or pissed at my disregarding her bitchful, "we don't have that product", advice - in addition to then violating her by glancing at her ass.
All of which was compounded by her being trash and, like I said - trashy girls hate guys like me so, I'd imagine I was her mortal enemy or some shit by that point.


Anyways - she then marched back away down the aisles.

I see the cashier staring at me then - with almost, apprehension.

But - seems as I didn't get a good look at the trashy girls ass from earlier, I turn about and have a good long stare whilst she minces off.

Not great.
Fuck great - not even good.
The expression - "would not fucking tap that" - springs to mind.
Very pretty face - very nice hair etc - think, Sasha Fox - but the ass - bad shape.

Bare in mind, the cashier was still staring at me all this while.

As luck would have it - I see this other cashier opened up, and there's this fucking dime piece blond chick manning it, so I change lanes over to her.

I checked out my groceries without further events.

Haven't been back since.

But when I see the trashy chick upon my return, I'm toying with the idea of muttering, "skank", under my breath - some shit like that - if I pass her.


What say you?
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The fact that you spent time typing out this basically "nothing" incident tells me you overthink things and take them way too seriously.
 
genecop said:
Cliffs? To long to read
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Ts was at a convience store buying a pack of ramen
Old woman working til called him "hun"
Debit card declined due to insufficient funds

The old woman was the hottie, then became the skank after poverty exposed.
 
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This being Sherdog, I honestly can't even tell if this is a troll post or not.

If the words displayed in the OP are indeed genuine thoughts, then TS' stupidity and complete and total lack of self awareness are astonishing.
 
Ippy said:
This being Sherdog, I honestly can't even tell if this is a troll post or not.

If the words displayed in the OP are indeed genuine thoughts, then TS' stupidity and complete and total lack of self awareness are astonishing.
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That's true mastery of the art form. They leave you with just enough doubt.
 
Ts is autistic and walks around talking to imaginary people like those two girls. None of this happened outside of his head.
The sad thing is he gets rejected by them.
 
EatMyShorts said:
I posted a thread last summer about being stood in the cashier line with my headphones in, when I noticed people started laughing.

Turned out some broad behind me (who worked there, was going on lunch), was stood behind me, having only one candy bar - and me with a fucking cart load of shopping - asked to go ahead of me but, with my headphones in, I basically ended up blanking the uppity biznatch (she was hot).

Well - few days ago, same grocery store - I asked this biznatch stocking shelves for a certain product.
She said they didn't have it, but she said it - really bitchy - then just turned her back to me.

I was kind of shocked she was such a cunt, so I was stood there for a sec like, "what the fuck just happened?".

Then I realized she's pure trash - and trashy girls hate guys like me.
Just conflict of interest basically.

So - it occurred to me she told me they didn't stock the product, just to be a bitch - so, I went looking for it anyways.

Where she was stood - she basically had a birds eye view of me looking for the product she just said they didn't stock.

Anyways - turns out they didn't stock it.

So, on my way, I have a quick glance at her ass, just to see if she was fully hot.
She was trash - but had a very pretty face.
I couldn't tell if her ass was good or no though, from the angle I was, and short time I had to look.


So - I'm stood in line for the cashier a few minutes later.

The biznatch chick comes marching down, and says something to the cashier who - low and be fucking hold - was the same cashier as last summer.

I have - absolutely no fucking idea what she said but, I assume it was something that would make the cashier respond badly to me.
The trashy girl had obviously got frustrated or pissed at my disregarding her bitchful, "we don't have that product", advice - in addition to then violating her by glancing at her ass.
All of which was compounded by her being trash and, like I said - trashy girls hate guys like me so, I'd imagine I was her mortal enemy or some shit by that point.


Anyways - she then marched back away down the aisles.

I see the cashier staring at me then - with almost, apprehension.

But - seems as I didn't get a good look at the trashy girls ass from earlier, I turn about and have a good long stare whilst she minces off.

Not great.
Fuck great - not even good.
The expression - "would not fucking tap that" - springs to mind.
Very pretty face - very nice hair etc - think, Sasha Fox - but the ass - bad shape.

Bare in mind, the cashier was still staring at me all this while.

As luck would have it - I see this other cashier opened up, and there's this fucking dime piece blond chick manning it, so I change lanes over to her.

I checked out my groceries without further events.

Haven't been back since.

But when I see the trashy chick upon my return, I'm toying with the idea of muttering, "skank", under my breath - some shit like that - if I pass her.


What say you?
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What do I say?

First, you know the rules, pictures or GTFO.

Is English your second language?
I'm stood in line? I'm is short for I am which is present tense. Stood is past tense of stand so you're mixing tenses. I'm standing, I was standing, I stood.

Anyways? Anyway is an adverb and it's impossible for adverbs to be plural.

Bare in mind? Were you picturing her naked?
 
I'm toying with the idea of muttering, "skank", under my breath
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First the guy at the gym and now this?

You really like muttering shit under your breath, don't you, you bitch ass homo
 
KojiW said:
The fact that you spent time typing out this basically "nothing" incident tells me you overthink things and take them way too seriously.
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The fact that you consider this a "nothing" incident that's not worth in depth consideration - tells me that you are probably an autist, and almost certainly a co-morbid basement dweller with little to no affective female experience.
 
ralphc1 said:
What do I say?

First, you know the rules, pictures or GTFO.

Is English your second language?
I'm stood in line? I'm is short for I am which is present tense. Stood is past tense of stand so you're mixing tenses. I'm standing, I was standing, I stood.

Anyways? Anyway is an adverb and it's impossible for adverbs to be plural.

Bare in mind? Were you picturing her naked?
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The last one is funny.

The first two - jokes on you; they are disingenuous play on words, designed to be aesthetically incorrect, for the purposes of amusement.
 
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