Incident at the grocery store - hot chick involved | Page 2

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  1. solmu Orange Belt

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    Is your first name Colby?
     
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  2. Torrid Cunning Linguist

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    they make medicine for the kind of problem you have.

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  3. ithinktheymad Black Belt

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    I imagine TS is a real life Murderface. In looks and demeanor.
     
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  4. Sebchenier Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    Can't believe I read all that
     
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  5. HTTR21 Burgundy & Gold Belt

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    Just say it bro. You hate women. It is what it is. There are plenty of bathhouses with your name all over them.
     
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  6. Ogata Black Belt

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    The moment he said biznatch I started reading it in tucos voice.
     
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  7. HTTR21 Burgundy & Gold Belt

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    I was thinking Chad.
     
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  8. Halifax Purple Belt

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    The fact that you spent time typing out this basically "nothing" incident tells me you overthink things and take them way too seriously.
     
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  9. Curmudgeon Purple Belt

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    Ts was at a convience store buying a pack of ramen
    Old woman working til called him "hun"
    Debit card declined due to insufficient funds

    The old woman was the hottie, then became the skank after poverty exposed.
     
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  10. Ippy Ik ben Groot.

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    This being Sherdog, I honestly can't even tell if this is a troll post or not.

    If the words displayed in the OP are indeed genuine thoughts, then TS' stupidity and complete and total lack of self awareness are astonishing.
     
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  11. Grassshoppa Blue Belt

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    Legit lol.
     
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  12. ithinktheymad Black Belt

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    That's true mastery of the art form. They leave you with just enough doubt.
     
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  13. west42 Purple Belt

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    Ts is autistic and walks around talking to imaginary people like those two girls. None of this happened outside of his head.
    The sad thing is he gets rejected by them.
     
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  14. ralphc1 Gold Belt

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    What do I say?

    First, you know the rules, pictures or GTFO.

    Is English your second language?
    I'm stood in line? I'm is short for I am which is present tense. Stood is past tense of stand so you're mixing tenses. I'm standing, I was standing, I stood.

    Anyways? Anyway is an adverb and it's impossible for adverbs to be plural.

    Bare in mind? Were you picturing her naked?
     
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  15. Ippy Ik ben Groot.

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    It's truly a masterpiece of wordsmithing.
     
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  16. Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    Damn.
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    The truth is, I see it.
     
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  17. Horse Style Red Belt

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    First the guy at the gym and now this?

    You really like muttering shit under your breath, don't you, you bitch ass homo
     
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  18. EatMyShorts Green Belt

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    The fact that you consider this a "nothing" incident that's not worth in depth consideration - tells me that you are probably an autist, and almost certainly a co-morbid basement dweller with little to no affective female experience.
     
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  19. EatMyShorts Green Belt

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    The last one is funny.

    The first two - jokes on you; they are disingenuous play on words, designed to be aesthetically incorrect, for the purposes of amusement.
     
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  20. EatMyShorts Green Belt

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    It leaves me with plausible deniability.
     
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