Incident at the grocery store - hot chick involved

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  1. solmu

    solmu Orange Belt

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    Is your first name Colby?
     
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  2. Torrid

    Torrid Cunning Linguist

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    they make medicine for the kind of problem you have.

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  3. ithinktheymad

    ithinktheymad Black Belt

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    I imagine TS is a real life Murderface. In looks and demeanor.
     
  4. Damien Karras

    Damien Karras Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    Can't believe I read all that
     
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  5. HTTR21

    HTTR21 Burgundy & Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Just say it bro. You hate women. It is what it is. There are plenty of bathhouses with your name all over them.
     
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  6. Ogata

    Ogata Black Belt

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    The moment he said biznatch I started reading it in tucos voice.
     
  7. HTTR21

    HTTR21 Burgundy & Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    I was thinking Chad.
     
  8. Halifax

    Halifax Purple Belt

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    The fact that you spent time typing out this basically "nothing" incident tells me you overthink things and take them way too seriously.
     
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  9. Curmudgeon

    Curmudgeon Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Ts was at a convience store buying a pack of ramen
    Old woman working til called him "hun"
    Debit card declined due to insufficient funds

    The old woman was the hottie, then became the skank after poverty exposed.
     
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  10. Mocrates

    Mocrates Ik ben Groot.

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    This being Sherdog, I honestly can't even tell if this is a troll post or not.

    If the words displayed in the OP are indeed genuine thoughts, then TS' stupidity and complete and total lack of self awareness are astonishing.
     
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  11. Grassshoppa

    Grassshoppa Green Belt

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    Legit lol.
     
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  12. ithinktheymad

    ithinktheymad Black Belt

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    That's true mastery of the art form. They leave you with just enough doubt.
     
  13. west42

    west42 Purple Belt

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    Ts is autistic and walks around talking to imaginary people like those two girls. None of this happened outside of his head.
    The sad thing is he gets rejected by them.
     
  14. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    What do I say?

    First, you know the rules, pictures or GTFO.

    Is English your second language?
    I'm stood in line? I'm is short for I am which is present tense. Stood is past tense of stand so you're mixing tenses. I'm standing, I was standing, I stood.

    Anyways? Anyway is an adverb and it's impossible for adverbs to be plural.

    Bare in mind? Were you picturing her naked?
     
  15. Mocrates

    Mocrates Ik ben Groot.

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    It's truly a masterpiece of wordsmithing.
     
  16. Dogstarman

    Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    Damn.
    <bball2>

    The truth is, I see it.
     
  17. Horse Style

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    First the guy at the gym and now this?

    You really like muttering shit under your breath, don't you, you bitch ass homo
     
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  18. EatMyShorts

    EatMyShorts Green Belt

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    The fact that you consider this a "nothing" incident that's not worth in depth consideration - tells me that you are probably an autist, and almost certainly a co-morbid basement dweller with little to no affective female experience.
     
  19. EatMyShorts

    EatMyShorts Green Belt

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    The last one is funny.

    The first two - jokes on you; they are disingenuous play on words, designed to be aesthetically incorrect, for the purposes of amusement.
     
  20. EatMyShorts

    EatMyShorts Green Belt

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    It leaves me with plausible deniability.
     

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