Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by superpunch, Sep 13, 2017.
The Same way you accidentally have sex. You trip and fall and something slides in.
I accidentally sucked off a hobo once. Shit happens man.
Good karma imo.
is that why i bench over tree fiddy now
Jones probably got his heroin and steroid needles mixed up.
or accidentally take air out of a football.
That happened to me too. And I got the wrong hole, it hurt like a motherfucker.
Chael wasn't lying. The stuff they caught him with on the first test was the stuff that people take for post steroid cycle therapies. He was probably using it to replenish his natural testosterone production and block the effects of high estrogen levels.
Then he tested positive for epo.
Clearly, you've never had anyone sneak up behind you and stick a needle in your a$$.
In mother Russia, steroids take you
haha nah I know it was just something ridiculous I wrote as a joke. Frank Mir blamed kangaroo meat when they're not even farmed.
TS its pretty rare.
Is there proof some supplements have been tainted through the years, yes. But that is a hard road to prove. I believe they require your left over supplements, a sealed container of the supplement, and I think they them selves secure the product also off the shelf. They then test it all. I forgot what fighter but one or two fighters have beat the system with tainted supplements.
Now I don't know enough about roids if Turnibol would ever be mixed in any supplement. My understanding is Turnibol is a roid that would be stack with other PED's and no one would ever really be taking it by itself. I know its old school and hard to find at this point as there is much better PED's available and cheaper. Which makes you wonder even more why Jones would be taking it to begin with.
The AC seems quite confused about this failed test also as other test are clean that where taking right around the same time. I doubt we have all the facts of the case but I've never in my life heard of an AC to come out in public right away and say more or less WTF is going on here, we need to get to the bottom of this. He isn't saying that because Jones is just careless. Something isn't adding up behind the scenes with the testing protocols.
I still don't get this Turinabol mess. 45-60 days for the metabolite to last and he was clean on July 6th and 7th, then a few weeks later those trace amounts were found. Makes no sense. If he took it intentionally, and I'm just guessing here, he took it from someone he trusts like his NFL bros or a lifting buddy who'd say "don't worry about it, we use it, they won't find it" or something like that. Otherwise he just wants to be caught.
It would be so many kinds of fantastic if this were the actual cause.
I guess falling on it might work. But no balls were deflated. I take that back, one was, coincidentally that's the same number of balls the colts said they tampered with.
both sides do it.
vote the bums out!
Lol he took it like a champ. He should be a fighter and let everyone punch themselves out on his granite chin then go in for the kill
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