How does one accidentally take steroids

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  1. ortizgnp

    ortizgnp Original Vince Belt

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    You can test positive from a normal PWO.
     
  2. Sakurabinette

    Sakurabinette Saku belt

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    Chael has never played the "accident" card.
    He's a straight gangster.

    Those other two [censored] have no excuse and are clearly gaming the system with their dick pill / tainted supplement bullshit.
     
  3. Congo66

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    They're all liars in addition to being cheats.

    Alberto Contador the Spanish cyclist tried to claim he got his from eating steak, the UCI and CAS upheld his 2 year ban though and removed the TdF ttile he won that year where he 'claimed' to have eaten this contaminated meat on a rest day.
     
  4. itrainUFC

    itrainUFC Black Belt in UFC

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    stay away from needles. they're all infected with riods.
     
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  5. Pacemaker Joe

    Pacemaker Joe Red Belt

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    Find a farmer feeding his cows turinabol. There aren't any.

    Boldenone in horsemeat, maybe.
    Tren in cattle, sure. Turinabol, hell no. There's no approved use for turinabol, and no reason to use it when there are approved alternatives which won't get you arrested.

    https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfcfr/CFRSearch.cfm?fr=522.2476
     
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    giantveggie Green Belt

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    Drinking from the bottle marked 'Reem'
     
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    It's Pissing me off. The UFC can afford to pay off USADA, so fucking do it.
     
  8. BryanTheFighter

    BryanTheFighter Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card Yellow Card Banned

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    Chael never claimed unintentionally in his use, he basically came clean about it.
    Anderson & Jones are the one who blames it on other supplements
     
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    Bend NvR Break Standing still is actually moving back

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    Chael eventually just came out and said basically "I take steroids. So what?"
     
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    Legit granite chin.
     
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    Absolutely. I had a bad flu once and went to see the doctor, he jabbed me in the ass with a needle. I put on like 10 pounds of muscle in the next month.
     
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    This made my day

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    Have an army of fans who don't care if you harm pregnant women.
     
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    Chael tried to weasel out at first, saying that he was only taking what they caught him with to help him transition off of his previously allowed TRT [so essentially "hey, YOU made me do this"] and that the test was out of competition anyway so it shouldn't count. Then a second test came back with a laundry list of even more damning crap found...

    and not even the silver-tongued Chael P. could come up with an excuse that encompassed them all, so he had to come clean.
     
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    Ringside Doc with the Carlos Condit level chin.
     
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  16. chitoortiz

    chitoortiz Silver Belt

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    For real .

    Guy just ate that shot and kept moving.
     
  17. ReadWrite

    ReadWrite Black Belt Platinum Member

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    You take recreational drugs and get distracted.
     
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    To be fair, we have no idea if we ingested steroids accidently as we don't get tested.
     
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    Don't train w/Jones at Jackson/\Wink.
     
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    Yea, the PCT excuse stops working when you fail for EPO and HGH.
     

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