How do you become the perfect UFC fan?

[reddhelium]

Step one: Get yourself a Sherdog account
Step two: See step one

 

[Dorkman]

If you don't order every single fight kit then you just didn't want to be a perfect UFC fan.

 

[Dr. Rose]

Tbh, you get a much better idea of the fights just reading comments on the internet. That, plus social media beef. I haven't watched a fight since Steve Jennum retired

A ninja never retires, they just fade away.

 

[Silverhawk]

Are you even corn to the core?

 

[Dr. Rose]

You could use the hot dog brander...on yourself.

 

[Wormwood]

Use the other side of your willy.

 

[GiganticMeat]

A ninja never retires, they just fade away.

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Dude I swear he still follows me home from school some times. You're totally right!