Florida Man raped by bigfoot (UPDATE: happened again in Colorado)

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  1. JosephDredd Gold Belt

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  2. JSN #NotMyNelly

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    Florida. Ees normal.
     
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  3. PRIDEWASBETTER United We Stand

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    This might cause him to pull out of his fight with Big Country.
     
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  4. IAC :^)

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    According to some guys here "it's all the same in the dark" so idk, he might have liked it.
     
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  5. DevilsLettuce is a bit of a douchebag

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    Happens all the time. Check your speciest privilage.
     
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    Someone needs to tell it it's allowed to use the ladies bathrooms now
     
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  7. ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic

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    Daily Champ will be starting a thread shortly about how upset he was that Big Foot didn't leave his number and went in dry.
     
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    Yeah, a lady bigfoot? Sssuuuurrreeeee it was Bill....

    "That wasn't a cock it was her purse, I swear it!"
     
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    Love the polka dot dress
     
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    Does gabby Garcia have an alibi?
     
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    That Bigfoot sounds like a complete scumbag. Picking on the most vulnerable of the intellectually challenged - the Floridian.
     
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    Jealous.
     
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  15. sgt jumpy Talk to the Hand

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    I grew up in Florida, can confirm there are many large hairy women out there groping on men's privates.
     
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    This story needed to be told.
     
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    Come on guys: we've all had worse.:)
     
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  18. ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic

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    Im gonna have to visit
     
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  19. ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic

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    Jesus, I married worse.
     
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    Florida is like the twilight zone
     
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