Florida Man raped by bigfoot (UPDATE: happened again in Colorado) | Page 3

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  1. MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    I've seen a disappointed human female sex partner on more than one occasion. I'm not so sure I am willing to take my chances with a disappointed female Sasquatch.
     
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    Maybe they need to stop wearing all that sexy hiking gear, which is clearly what attracts bigfoot.
     
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  3. Secret Agent MANNY DIXON-DIÁZ

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    Bye, Propecia.
     
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  5. Tabarnakos Purple Belt

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    It happened to Fedor too in New Jersey
     
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  6. That209 Lord High Executioner

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    This is literally a simpsons episode
     
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  7. That209 Lord High Executioner

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    Bigfoot tore that ass up. Fedor hasn’t been the same since.
     
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    fedor just beat the shit out of Frank Mir in 48 seconds
     
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  9. That209 Lord High Executioner

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    No idea who you’re talking about bro. Who tf is Frank Mur?
     
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  10. Agent Mulder's Hair Red Belt

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    He is a mountain of a man who somewhere at this very moment is working on the details of the intricacies of techniques that you haven't even heard of yet. Likes to eat strawberries.
     
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  11. Kafir-kun Three Tailed Pasha

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    Well, never thought the #metoo movement would go in this direction...
     
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  12. That209 Lord High Executioner

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    Strawberries you say?

    Sounds like my kinda guy.

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    He liked it.
     
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    Was that an accurate picture of the female Bigfoot equipped with that polka dot dress?
     
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    If god wills it!
     
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  17. JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    This thread might have the most disproportionate views-to-replies ratio I've ever seen. lol
     
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  18. KrazyKanadian Gold Belt

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    So, I didn't actually read any of it....but did he get real drunk and take home a fatty?
     
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    The same bigfoot or the same butthole?




    Or did the same bigfoot follow the same butthole from Florida to Colorado? There's a thought.
     
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