Florida Man raped by bigfoot (UPDATE: happened again in Colorado)

I've seen a disappointed human female sex partner on more than one occasion. I'm not so sure I am willing to take my chances with a disappointed female Sasquatch.
 
Maybe they need to stop wearing all that sexy hiking gear, which is clearly what attracts bigfoot.
 
MusclesMarinara said:
disappointed female Sasquatch.
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Be like:
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Bye, Propecia.
 
That209 said:
No idea who you’re talking about bro. Who tf is Frank Mur?
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He is a mountain of a man who somewhere at this very moment is working on the details of the intricacies of techniques that you haven't even heard of yet. Likes to eat strawberries.
 
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Well, never thought the #metoo movement would go in this direction...
 
Agent Mulder's Hair said:
He is a mountain of a man who somewhere at this very moment is working on the details of the intricacies of techniques that you haven't even heard of yet. He will eat your strawberries.
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Strawberries you say?

Sounds like my kinda guy.

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Was that an accurate picture of the female Bigfoot equipped with that polka dot dress?
 
This thread might have the most disproportionate views-to-replies ratio I've ever seen. lol
 
So, I didn't actually read any of it....but did he get real drunk and take home a fatty?
 
The same bigfoot or the same butthole?




Or did the same bigfoot follow the same butthole from Florida to Colorado? There's a thought.
 
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