Florida Man raped by bigfoot (UPDATE: happened again in Colorado) | Page 2

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  1. Zer Gold Belt

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    Honestly let's talk about a dude with real problems here

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  2. ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic

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    Us Geordies just don't have a lot to smile about these days.

    At least he went out the way he would've wanted.
     
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    Lmfao, he trains in FL and everything. Damn good post.
     
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    Silva?
     
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    There are always a few of these near the hot deli section in WalMart at any given time.
     
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    "female bigfoot"
     
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  7. PRIDEWASBETTER United We Stand

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    The lack of TRT does strange things.
     
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    That must've been some anal cream pie
     
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    I was almost sexually assaulted by one. We were on a date, friend of a friend set up kinda thing, anyway, we go to Golden Corral and it's going well. We finish our all you can eat shrimp and head out. We decide to go bowling, she drives and there was a bee in the car. The bee happens to land on my genital area and she swipes at it, gently, but brushes one of my balls. I asked to end the night as I was very uncomfortable with her veiled advances.
    So, female big feet are just as sexually aggressive as their male counterparts.
     
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  10. JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    I've never been punched in the dick by bigfoot. You got molested, bro.
     
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  11. MassDistortion You will be the last of the Mohicans!

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    hey screw you!
     
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  12. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Fucking Bigfoot Matriarchy.
     
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  13. JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/

     
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    The image of Bigfoot jumping out of a tree and throwing a straight right to knock some old white man out in order to rape him has rejuvinated my positive mindset today.

    Great thread
     
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    I guess Cyborg's training in Colorado
     
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    He got raped in Florida AND later in Colorado? At what point do you stop going on vacations with repeat offender, honey?
     
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  18. Zer Gold Belt

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    this thread

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  20. SMillard Red Belt

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    well I live in Florida and I can tell you this isn't anything unusual. Just go to just about any dive bar by the beach close to 2:00 am or whenever closing time and you can see herds of these things just dying to grab your junk.

    Also, yes, in the dark it all feels the same. Or as a friend always used to tell, with my head back looking at the stars their all 10s.
     
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