Favorite "Seinfeld" show quotes

[Deleted member 460645]

It’s one of my all time favourite episodes. He stops having sex and becomes a genius. The shots of him cranking home runs gets me every time as well.

Then his Portuguese came into play...

 

[Henry Swanson]

What. The. Hell. Does that mean?


You sayin you want a piece of me?!

One of the GOAT outtakes as well.

There are a bunch of outtakes and bloopers on YouTube. The ones with Julia are the best. She just can’t help it sometimes.

 

[Seano]

"Oh yeah? well the life support machine called...."

 

[Oku]

 

[Gene Tunney]

Call this one....Hot'n Heavy

You're not Penske material!

It's just common sense! Anybody knows you have to keep your worlds apart!

You dipped the chip, took a bite....then you dipped again.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Frank Constanza to George after finding the condom wrapper in his bed

"I'm gone for two weeks and you turn our house into Bourbon Street."

 

[GeorgeO]

SERENITY NOW!!

 

[Thai Domi]

Back, and to the left...

 

[Horse Style]

"Uncle Leo?"

"Jerry. Hello!"

 

[Bloody Pulp]

Cartwright!

 

[therealdope]

"Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you"

"What's the difference, you're their best seller".



Also,


"But you aaaarrrrreeee in shackles!".

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

*phone rings, Jerry answers, it's a telemarketer*

"...now's not a good time for me, can you give me your number and I'll call you are home later?
...oh, you don't want me to call you at home? Now you know how I feel."
*hangs up*

I've used this ever since.

 

[Defeat Unknown]

We're living in a society!

 

[GracieNutHugger]

"Hey, I got the body... of a taut, pre-teen Swedish boy"

 

[gspieler]

Too many to name. Here's a fe:

"Serenity now!"

"He's a male bimbo...he's a mimbo."

"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine."

 

[DrVanNostrand]

 

[DrVanNostrand]

You can use so much of this. My favs

"I assume there's a waterfall grotto"

"Oh I spend that much on aftershave"

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Nobody cares about your gammy

 

[EvilDDS]

Guy to Kramer "Hey Kramer, have you ever killed a man?"
Kramer "What do you think Junior? You think these hands have been soaking in Ivory liquid?"

After Elaine's Christmas card was handed out

"hey Nip, you need that manuscript or can I take it home?"

George trying to flash the Van Buren Boys sign

"that's not the sign!"

"it was when I was banging!"