Favorite "Seinfeld" show quotes

[blitzk]

some short ones:

Tub is love.
A soup is not a meal!
Skin cancer!
He knows.

 

[blitzk]

the candy lineup bit always gets me

 

[Deleted member 460645]

the candy lineup bit always gets me

Twix is the only candy with a cookie crunch!

 

[Limbo Pete]

It's a junior mint!

 

[Deleted member 460645]

It's a junior mint!

It's candy, it's peppermint - it's delicious!

 

[Limbo Pete]

It's candy, it's peppermint - it's delicious!

It's very refreshing!

 

[Deleted member 460645]

"I WAS IN THE POOL"

 

[PrepareForGlory]

"I'm sorry to bother you but I'm a US Postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists"

Newman had some hilarious lines.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

It's very refreshing!

I had a junior mint for the first time on the Kramer reality tour in 2001. They are good. Don't have them here.

"The last thing this guy is qualified to give a tour of is reality"

 

[GeorgeO]

"I WAS IN THE POOL"

Ah yes, shrinkage!

 

[Kirin]

In the episode where George and Jerry tamper with George's gf's answering machine, George distracts her by saying he has something really important to tell her as he drags her to another room. When they come back out the gf is all:

"That's what you had to tell me???? Your father wears sneakers in the pool???"

"You know...it's the damnedest thing: I don't have to go anymore."

"That's strange."

"No, I've read about it happening before in medical journals."

"I'm sorry to bother you but I'm a US Postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists"

Newman had some hilarious lines.

"I love you Norman!"

the candy lineup bit always gets me

"All I ask for is an apology and for him to be fired."

TIPPY TOE TIPPY TOE!!

"Lemon tree!"

TOR: (Pouring tea) Your tea is ready now. This will solve your so-called tonsil problem. It's a special concoction. It contains crampbark.
JERRY: I love crampbark.
TOR: Cleavers.
JERRY: Cleaver, I once had cleaver as a kid. I was able to lift a car.
TOR: And some couchgrass.
JERRY: Couchgrass and crampbark? You know, I think that's what killed Curly.

Seinfeld is GOAT sitcom for sure.

"Eckman?! I thought he was doing time?"

"No no. You see, the medical industry, they framed him!"

 

[Graves The Elder]

"You ever seen a silver dollar!?!?"

 

[sleepwalk]

"You think Ukraine is weak!?"

"I would describe it as 'restrained jubilation.'"

"It does other things!"

"It's a legitimate business."
"It's not legitimate!"
"It's a business!"

 

[Krushey]

I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm LOVIN every minute of it!

Therrrre she issss... Miss Ameri--oh shut the *bleep* up!

You've screwed me again, PennyPacker!

Cheese, George, CHEEESE!!!

 

[Krushey]

Yadda, yadda, yadda...

You, my friend, have crossed the line between man and bum. You are now a bum.

Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!