Favorite "Seinfeld" show quotes

[AlexDB9]

Hand model guy: “He was not master of his domain”

George: “You don’t have to worry about me...I won a contest”

“They’re real and they’re spectacular”

“This is Puddy” *blank expression*

“No Poppy Noooooooo” *Poppy pisses on the couch*

“You got me blacklisted from Hopsings?!?”

“Hey this guys a commie!!!”

 

[HHJ]

My favorite scene of all time

 

[HARRISON_3]

"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you."

Spoiler

 

[BoogerDawson]

My boys need a house.
They're real and they're spectacular.

 

[Ares Black]

Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!

 

[MartinGibson86]

“HE took it OUT!”


Best move ever!

This was Louis C.K's inspiration.

 

[Tol]

The Glasses
George: "I was spottin' those raccoons..."
Jerry: "They were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn't have the heart to tell you."

 

[Lights Out 101]

After Jerry accidentally buys $100 worth of Chinese gum from Lloyd Braun.

"Is it just me, or is that a lot of gum?

"IT'S A LOT OF GUM!"

 

[Deleted member 460645]

“This is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around chewing gum.”

When I read this I actually lol'd.

Such an underrated line.

 

[Defeat Unknown]

I bought the full series not long ago and just finished Season 3 yesterday.

One of my favorite lines has always been from George: "I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum".



And his coach: Cantstandya!

 

[Henry Swanson]

I’ve heard all of these lines dozens if not hundreds of times and I’m still laughing to myself just reading them.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

What. The. Hell. Does that mean?


You sayin you want a piece of me?!

 

[Deleted member 460645]

“Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?”

“Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?”

“Hey we won the worlds series.”

““*pfft** In six games.”

The "pfft, in six games" line is so amazing because of how George is that episode. The regular George would have never said that lol

 

[Fedorisbest]

Frank saying: I didn't take the subway all the way to New York to sit in a booth!

New York as in Manhattan LOL, back when I used to live in NYC I used to use that line all the time

 

[Fluffernutter]

"Why does Radio Shack ask your phone number when you buy batteries?"

 

[Deleted member 460645]

This one is classic. Always wanted to do this.

 

[Deleted member 460645]

"Who is this?"

"Uncle Leo?"

 

[emefer]

The sea was angry that day my friends...like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

 

[Deleted member 460645]

The sea was angry that day my friends...like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

One of my favorite episodes

 

[Henry Swanson]

The "pfft, in six games" line is so amazing because of how George is that episode. The regular George would have never said that lol

It’s one of my all time favourite episodes. He stops having sex and becomes a genius. The shots of him cranking home runs gets me every time as well.