Crimes that are too easy to get away with

[Blue_Lou]

Jaywalking and sodomy

 

[RockstarChris]

I j walk like a motherfucker.

Just dont J walk into other peoples homes and kill them. thats where i draw the line

 

[MarloStanfield]

 

[LEWIS540]

Invading foreign countries under the guise of liberation.

 

[Amerikuracana]

Ludeness

Sneak thievery

Sodemy

Enthusiastic corruption of the public good

 

[RawHawg]

I remember as a kid, when the state wrestling commissioner would ban Dusty Rhodes from Florida and post men at the state line to make sure he didn't re-enter, immediately afterward a mysterious masked wrestler named the Midnight Rider would always reappear who looked very similar to Dusty.

 

[Don Quixote]

Spitting where you’re not supposed to.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Shoplifting seems to be pretty easy, and I don’t think a lot of places *really* care. That or they simply have lazy employees . . . Who don’t care lol.

So many times I’ve seen groups of teens walk into a place wearing backpacks, stuffing them, and then walking out.

And no I don’t rat them out bc I care even less than the stores employees apparently.

My mom sold designer handbags for years. Company policy was call security and get a description but under no circumstances do anything to stop them. You can literally walk in and take it off the shelf. They're not gonna stop you. Cameras like a casino in the real high end stores though and some even have their own security at the door

 

[sh1tehawke]

Crimes against fashion

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

1. Insider trading - I feel like only stupid people get caught doing this. As long as you're not emailing stock tips and leaving a trail then I don't see how these people get caught. You can't tell me there aren't loads of rich dudes that get together and share insider info while snorting Coke off of some Instagram model's ass. That's why it's so hard for the poor guy to make money day trading. They're competing against people with insider info.

2. Planting evidence - this is another one where only the dumb ones get caught. If you do it right then the only person who's going to claim it was planted is a scumbag criminal with no credibility. And they help your case because 90 percent of them claim evidence was planted even when it wasn't, so people ignore these claims for the most part.

3. Employee theft - this one is so hard to stop that businesses have just accepted it as the cost of doing business. They actually have their accountants project expected employee theft for the coming year based on how much they have every year. Of course they'll fire anyone they catch, but still it's so hard to catch.

What other crimes are too easy to pull off, and if you were responsible for enforcing it how would you catch them?

I agree. The entire stock market runs off of speculation and insiders trading advice and plans amongst one and other.

 

[Kardashians]

My mom sold designer handbags for years. Company policy was call security and get a description but under no circumstances do anything to stop them. You can literally walk in and take it off the shelf. They're not gonna stop you. Cameras like a casino in the real high end stores though and some even have their own security at the door

I think here policy is you can approach them and take them to the back and recover your stuff. I don’t think anybody is allowed to chase people once they step out the doors.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I think here policy is you can approach them and take them to the back and recover your stuff. I don’t think anybody is allowed to chase people once they step out the doors.

Guarantee these three worked in retail before and knew the deal

 

[IloveTHIS]

Who boinked your mother.

















(It was I)

 

[ToxicShocker]

Who boinked your mother.

















(It was I)

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

My mom sold designer handbags for years. Company policy was call security and get a description but under no circumstances do anything to stop them. You can literally walk in and take it off the shelf. They're not gonna stop you. Cameras like a casino in the real high end stores though and some even have their own security at the door

the security at walmart has become fairly comical the past few years. now they want to look at your receipt as you leave. i just tell them no thanks and keep walking. on occasion though, they will try to stop me and threaten to call the police. i tell them to go right ahead, again not stopping. aint no 70 year old woman gonna take me down!

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Not proud to admit it but, I have torn the tag off of mattresses for years. Never been caught even once

 

[That209]

Most crimes aren’t actually that hard to get away with unless we’re talking the big ones like murder or high end robberies. Petty crimes like hitting small stores for not so impressive amounts of cash is easier. It doesn’t take a mastermind to get away with that kind of crime. You’d be surprised how many idiots successfully do that stuff.

 

[Milgrim]

Shoplifting seems to be pretty easy, and I don’t think a lot of places *really* care. That or they simply have lazy employees . . . Who don’t care lol.

So many times I’ve seen groups of teens walk into a place wearing backpacks, stuffing them, and then walking out.

And no I don’t rat them out bc I care even less than the stores employees apparently.

What's the best thing you ever stole?

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

 

[MMA since 1993]

I accidentally stole a six pack of beer tonight.

I went to Harris Teeter and they were out of 12 packs of Dale's. So I grabbed two 6 packs. I scanned both at self-checkout but was prompted with the usual "an attendant will be there to help shortly" message, since I was buying alcohol. I didn't pay attention and paid. When I got home, I realized that I only paid for one of the 6 packs.

Hell yeah, free beer.