Create the worst/most boring PPV card.

[Rondas Pillow]

I never paid shit Alpha status retained

Alright share the story

 

[Beer tastes awful]

Lindsey Pelas is a 6/10

If you've ever seen a girl with tits that big naked, you'll know that it looks borderline disgusting. It will be worse in a few years as well

 

[LLD2008]

Jared Rosholt vs anyone

 

[TjDillashawCombo]

De Randamie vs Bethe
Carmouche vs VanZant
Corey Anderson vs Phil Davis
Camozzi vs Daniel Kelly
Jared Rosholt vs Timothy Johnson

 

[Luthien]

Alright share the story

You know a quick little google search

 

[Rondas Pillow]

You know a quick little google search

I feel you implied you saw them in real life. Now I feel you are not a beta, but a beta cuck.

 

[Luthien]

I feel you implied you saw them in real life. Now I feel you are not a beta, but a beta cuck.

Now you are thinking too much, that is dangerous

 

[Brit_Brawler]

I have seen that 10/10 naked

I guess that makes me Alpha

 

[puppybird]

Lindsey Pelas is a 6/10

If you've ever seen a girl with tits that big naked, you'll know that it looks borderline disgusting. It will be worse in a few years as well

It’s true, look at your dad

 

[Juan Bombadil]

A full wmma card

 

[AC1D1K]

I am not creative i went to ufc 149 it was a difficult experience to say the least. On saturday i finally het to see jose live in person

 

[WendalClark17]

De Randamie vs Bethe
Carmouche vs VanZant
Corey Anderson vs Phil Davis
Camozzi vs Daniel Kelly
Jared Rosholt vs Timothy Johnson

God that’s bad.

Put Brad Tavares vs Elias Theodoro somewhere on that card and it’s an all-timer

 

[Somos]

Rafael Assuncao vs anyone. Dude is so boring.

 

[BrockRefsner]

Main event: woodley vs Maia 2
Co main: till vs wonderboy 2
Derek Lewis vs Francis ngannou 2

I haven’t thought of The rest of the card yet

Better than sleep medicine

 

[Otto!]

A full wmma card

This.

 

[The Domin8or]

Actually Lobov vs Caceres and Harris vs Albini would be bangers so

UFC 232:Knockout - The new year card
PPV Main Card
(Main Event) W-FLW Championship :Nicco Montano vs Liz Carmouche
(Co MainEvent) WW Championship:Tyquill Woodley vs Stephen Thompson 3
Demian Maia vs Kamaru Usman 2
Kimbo vs Dada 5000 2
Ngannou vs Lewis 2 (A rematch for the ages)
FS1 Prelims
Sam Alvey vs Corey Anderson
Elias Theodorou vs Patrick Cummins (Catchweight Fight)
Cindy Dandois vs Alexis Davis 2
Holly Holm vs Bethe Correia 2
Paige VanZant vs Rachael Ostovich
Fight Pass Prelims
Claudia Gadelha vs Cynthia Calvillo
Tecia Torres vs Felice Herrig
Angela Hill vs Amanda Cooper
Amanda Nunes vs Ricky Pennington 2

 

[Ghost in the Dark]

From the perspective of the Just Bleed crew it should have Zip Zap, Rosholt and Curtis Blaydes in, plus a Ngannou - Lewis 5 round main event.

 

[caliboi74lv]

UFC 76: Knockout

Weight class Method Round Time Notes
Light Heavyweight Keith Jardine def. Chuck Liddell Decision (split) (29–28, 28–29, 29–28) 3 5:00
Light Heavyweight Forrest Griffin def. Mauricio Rua Submission (rear-naked choke) 3 4:45
Welterweight Jon Fitch def. Diego Sanchez Decision (split) (30–27, 28–29, 29–28) 3 5:00
Light Heavyweight Lyoto Machida def. Kazuhiro Nakamura Decision (unanimous) (30–27, 30–27, 30–27) 3 5:00 [a]
Lightweight Tyson Griffin def. Thiago Tavares Decision (unanimous) (29–28, 30–27, 29–28) 3 5:00
Preliminary card
Catchweight (177 lbs) Rich Clementi def. Anthony Johnson Submission (rear-naked choke) 2 3:05
Lightweight Jeremy Stephens def. Diego Saraiva Decision (unanimous) (30–27, 30–27, 30–27) 3 5:00
Heavyweight Christian Wellisch def. Scott Junk Submission (heel hook) 1 3:19
Lightweight Matt Wiman def. Michihiro Omigawa Decision (unanimous) (29–28, 30–27, 29–28) 3 5:00

Was gonna post this. Don't remember it being too boring. More like ironic. But Forrest beating Shogun and Jardine beating Chuck was kinda WTF moments.
It's funny they named it Knockout, but there was an event shortly before or after, can't think of it, but almost ever fight ended in a KO. They showed pretty much all fights, prelims on the ppv, because fights ended quick. gotta look it up.

 

[PabloMEX]

I'm getting sleepy just reading these proposed cards. Well done!

 

[caliboi74lv]

Actually Lobov vs Caceres and Harris vs Albini would be bangers so

PPV Main Card
(Main Event) W-FLW Championship :Nicco Montano vs Liz Carmouche
(Co MainEvent) WW Championship:Tyquill Woodley vs Stephen Thompson 3
Demian Maia vs Kamaru Usman 2
Kimbo vs Dada 5000 2
Ngannou vs Lewis 2 (A rematch for the ages)
FS1 Prelims
Sam Alvey vs Corey Anderson
Elias Theodorou vs Patrick Cummins (Catchweight Fight)
Cindy Dandois vs Alexis Davis 2
Holly Holm vs Bethe Correia 2
Paige VanZant vs Rachael Ostovich
Fight Pass Prelims
Claudia Gadelha vs Cynthia Calvillo
Tecia Torres vs Felice Herrig
Angela Hill vs Amanda Cooper
Amanda Nunes vs Ricky Pennington 2

If Kimbo was still alive. would have said this one. And they aren't in the ufc. plus at least that fight provided some entertainment, just not in fighting. So if you include those guys, why not Askren vs Shields.
And Quarry vs Starnes.