Create the worst/most boring PPV card.

[EdmundHeng]

As above. You got hired by WME as a matchmaker but one of the bosses fucked your 10/10 girlfriend. You're so pissed and you set out to create the worst/most boring PPV card ever BUT It has to be PPV quality. Just that it's really sh1t.

Also, rate the card.

Main Card
(Main) Men's Flyweight Championship - Mighty Mouse vs Ray Borg 2
(Co-Main) Women's Flyweight Championship - Nicco Montano vs Liz Carmouche
Men's Light Heavyweight - Sam Alvey vs Corey Anderson
Women's Strawweight - Alexa Grasso vs Michelle Waterson
Men's Catchweight - Elias Theodorou vs Alan Jouban

Prelims
Men's Heavyweight - Junior Albini vs Walt Harris
Men's Featherweight - Artem Lobov vs Alex Caceres
Woman's Bantamweight - Cindy Dandois vs Leslie Smith
Men's Flyweight - Wilson Reis vs John Moraga

Early Prelims
Men's Bantamweight - James Grey vs Donavon Frelow
Women's Strawweight - Heather Jo Clark vs Courtney Casey


This is your 10/10 girlfriend.

 

[Übermacht]

LOL @ putting Artem on there. He always comes to bang

otherwise it looks pretty awful, good job.

 

[kflo]

http://www.ufc.com/event/ufc-228

 

[Polish Machine]

A full wmma card

 

[youllneverwalkalone]

I like Michelle Waterson, she won't be boring regardless of how the fight goes.

 

[youllneverwalkalone]

http://www.ufc.com/event/ufc-228

Depends very much on the main event though. If it is solid this is not a bad card, certainly not "the worst" one could imagine.

 

[Brit_Brawler]

Main event: woodley vs Maia 2
Co main: till vs wonderboy 2
Derek Lewis vs Francis ngannou 2

I haven’t thought of The rest of the card yet

 

[Rizin]

Prelims
Men's Heavyweight - Junior Albini vs Walt Harris

You could have picked worse heavyweights. Both strikers that rarely go to a decision and both have at least average stamina for HW fighters.

I would have picked Shamil Abdurakhimov (had to google his last name) vs Bhullar or Jared "The Blanket" Rosholt vs Timothy Johnson if they were still in the UFC.

 

[Pakman]

Anything with Colby in it

 

[Mormont]

UFC 228.

 

[EdmundHeng]

I hope you guys at least enjoy the 10/10 girlfriend pics. lol

 

[beastman]

Miesha comeback fight against her best buddy Dandois. Mom fight.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Main event: Kalabeeb vs T Ferg 4 (cancelled due to some injury or tiramisu)
Co Main Cyborg vs (insert soccor mom here)
Jacare vs Camozzi 3
Ngannou vs Lewis 2

 

[Luthien]

I have seen that 10/10 naked

I guess that makes me Alpha

 

[Unsurprised Diaz]

UFC 76: Knockout

Weight class Method Round Time Notes
Light Heavyweight Keith Jardine def. Chuck Liddell Decision (split) (29–28, 28–29, 29–28) 3 5:00
Light Heavyweight Forrest Griffin def. Mauricio Rua Submission (rear-naked choke) 3 4:45
Welterweight Jon Fitch def. Diego Sanchez Decision (split) (30–27, 28–29, 29–28) 3 5:00
Light Heavyweight Lyoto Machida def. Kazuhiro Nakamura Decision (unanimous) (30–27, 30–27, 30–27) 3 5:00 [a]
Lightweight Tyson Griffin def. Thiago Tavares Decision (unanimous) (29–28, 30–27, 29–28) 3 5:00
Preliminary card
Catchweight (177 lbs) Rich Clementi def. Anthony Johnson Submission (rear-naked choke) 2 3:05
Lightweight Jeremy Stephens def. Diego Saraiva Decision (unanimous) (30–27, 30–27, 30–27) 3 5:00
Heavyweight Christian Wellisch def. Scott Junk Submission (heel hook) 1 3:19
Lightweight Matt Wiman def. Michihiro Omigawa Decision (unanimous) (29–28, 30–27, 29–28) 3 5:00

 

[ThaiPlumRillo]

Ufc 228

 

[Rondas Pillow]

I have seen that 10/10 naked

I guess that makes me Alpha

Paying some cam girl to get naked doesn’t make you an alpha. Beta confirmed

 

[A.S. Deep]

As above. You got hired by WME as a matchmaker but one of the bosses fucked your 10/10 girlfriend. You're so pissed and you set out to create the worst/most boring PPV card ever BUT It has to be PPV quality. Just that it's really sh1t.

Also, rate the card.

Main Card
(Main) Men's Flyweight Championship - Mighty Mouse vs Ray Borg 2
(Co-Main) Women's Flyweight Championship - Nicco Montano vs Liz Carmouche
Men's Light Heavyweight - Sam Alvey vs Corey Anderson
Women's Strawweight - Alexa Grasso vs Michelle Waterson
Men's Catchweight - Elias Theodorou vs Alan Jouban

Prelims
Men's Heavyweight - Junior Albini vs Walt Harris
Men's Featherweight - Artem Lobov vs Alex Caceres
Woman's Bantamweight - Cindy Dandois vs Leslie Smith
Men's Flyweight - Wilson Reis vs John Moraga

Early Prelims
Men's Bantamweight - James Grey vs Donavon Frelow
Women's Strawweight - Heather Jo Clark vs Courtney Casey


This is your 10/10 girlfriend.

I think you already won lol. How long it take you to make this?

 

[Klippy1991]

As above. You got hired by WME as a matchmaker but one of the bosses fucked your 10/10 girlfriend. You're so pissed and you set out to create the worst/most boring PPV card ever BUT It has to be PPV quality. Just that it's really sh1t.

Also, rate the card.

Main Card
(Main) Men's Flyweight Championship - Mighty Mouse vs Ray Borg 2
(Co-Main) Women's Flyweight Championship - Nicco Montano vs Liz Carmouche
Men's Light Heavyweight - Sam Alvey vs Corey Anderson
Women's Strawweight - Alexa Grasso vs Michelle Waterson
Men's Catchweight - Elias Theodorou vs Alan Jouban

Prelims
Men's Heavyweight - Junior Albini vs Walt Harris
Men's Featherweight - Artem Lobov vs Alex Caceres
Woman's Bantamweight - Cindy Dandois vs Leslie Smith
Men's Flyweight - Wilson Reis vs John Moraga

Early Prelims
Men's Bantamweight - James Grey vs Donavon Frelow
Women's Strawweight - Heather Jo Clark vs Courtney Casey


This is your 10/10 girlfriend.

Shit if I get Lindsey as my chick I'll watch anything

 

[Luthien]

Paying some cam girl to get naked doesn’t make you an alpha. Beta confirmed

I never paid shit Alpha status retained