Create the worst/most boring PPV card.

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  1. EdmundHeng

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    As above. You got hired by WME as a matchmaker but one of the bosses fucked your 10/10 girlfriend. You're so pissed and you set out to create the worst/most boring PPV card ever BUT It has to be PPV quality. Just that it's really sh1t.

    Also, rate the card.

    Main Card
    (Main) Men's Flyweight Championship - Mighty Mouse vs Ray Borg 2
    (Co-Main) Women's Flyweight Championship - Nicco Montano vs Liz Carmouche
    Men's Light Heavyweight - Sam Alvey vs Corey Anderson
    Women's Strawweight - Alexa Grasso vs Michelle Waterson
    Men's Catchweight - Elias Theodorou vs Alan Jouban

    Prelims
    Men's Heavyweight - Junior Albini vs Walt Harris
    Men's Featherweight - Artem Lobov vs Alex Caceres
    Woman's Bantamweight - Cindy Dandois vs Leslie Smith
    Men's Flyweight - Wilson Reis vs John Moraga

    Early Prelims
    Men's Bantamweight - James Grey vs Donavon Frelow
    Women's Strawweight - Heather Jo Clark vs Courtney Casey


    This is your 10/10 girlfriend.

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  2. Übermacht

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    LOL @ putting Artem on there. He always comes to bang

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    otherwise it looks pretty awful, good job.
     
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    A full wmma card
     
  5. youllneverwalkalone

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    I like Michelle Waterson, she won't be boring regardless of how the fight goes.
     
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    Depends very much on the main event though. If it is solid this is not a bad card, certainly not "the worst" one could imagine.
     
  7. Brit_Brawler

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    Main event: woodley vs Maia 2
    Co main: till vs wonderboy 2
    Derek Lewis vs Francis ngannou 2

    I haven’t thought of The rest of the card yet
     
  8. Rizin

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    You could have picked worse heavyweights. Both strikers that rarely go to a decision and both have at least average stamina for HW fighters.

    I would have picked Shamil Abdurakhimov (had to google his last name) vs Bhullar or Jared "The Blanket" Rosholt vs Timothy Johnson if they were still in the UFC.
     
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    Anything with Colby in it
     
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    UFC 228.
     
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  11. EdmundHeng

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    I hope you guys at least enjoy the 10/10 girlfriend pics. lol
     
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    Miesha comeback fight against her best buddy Dandois. Mom fight.
     
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    Main event: Kalabeeb vs T Ferg 4 (cancelled due to some injury or tiramisu)
    Co Main Cyborg vs (insert soccor mom here)
    Jacare vs Camozzi 3
    Ngannou vs Lewis 2
     
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    I have seen that 10/10 naked [​IMG] I guess that makes me Alpha
     
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    UFC 76: Knockout

    Weight class Method Round Time Notes
    Light Heavyweight Keith Jardine def. Chuck Liddell Decision (split) (29–28, 28–29, 29–28) 3 5:00
    Light Heavyweight Forrest Griffin def. Mauricio Rua Submission (rear-naked choke) 3 4:45
    Welterweight Jon Fitch def. Diego Sanchez Decision (split) (30–27, 28–29, 29–28) 3 5:00
    Light Heavyweight Lyoto Machida def. Kazuhiro Nakamura Decision (unanimous) (30–27, 30–27, 30–27) 3 5:00 [a]
    Lightweight Tyson Griffin def. Thiago Tavares Decision (unanimous) (29–28, 30–27, 29–28) 3 5:00
    Preliminary card
    Catchweight (177 lbs) Rich Clementi def. Anthony Johnson Submission (rear-naked choke) 2 3:05
    Lightweight Jeremy Stephens def. Diego Saraiva Decision (unanimous) (30–27, 30–27, 30–27) 3 5:00
    Heavyweight Christian Wellisch def. Scott Junk Submission (heel hook) 1 3:19
    Lightweight Matt Wiman def. Michihiro Omigawa Decision (unanimous) (29–28, 30–27, 29–28) 3 5:00
     
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    Paying some cam girl to get naked doesn’t make you an alpha. Beta confirmed
     
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    I think you already won lol. How long it take you to make this?
     
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    Shit if I get Lindsey as my chick I'll watch anything
     
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    I never paid shit :D Alpha status retained
     
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