Best Simpsons' Line (Thread #2):

[sleepwalk]

"It's a beautiful day. The sun is shining. The birds are singing. The bees are trying to have sex with them... as is to my understanding."

"He he he... Why I laugh?"

"Who does what now?"

"Homer, how do you do it?"
"It's simple; you take an ordinary bedsheet, you fold it in half..."

"Ze goggles! Zey do nozzing!"

"Imprisoned for what? 'Attempted murder?' They dont give out a Nobel Prize for 'Attempted Chemistry' do they?"

"I had never heard of 'embiggens' before I moved here. "
"I can't imagine why. It's a perfectly cromulent word."

A friend of mine dropped a reference to ruining a perfectly good jacket in a meeting, and without missing a beat our director of sales responded 'correction, two perfectly good jackets'. The Simpsons is so wonderfully pervasive.

I was a brand new rookie officer sitting in orientation. Captain comes in and says, "Hello, everybody." I reflexively replied, "Hi, Doctor Nick!" He loved it. On his "good guy" list ever since.

 

[gspieler]

Selma: "Is this a sham marriage?"
Troy McClure: "Sure, baby. Is that a problemo?"

 

[Corona]

This Instagram page is the GOAT.

 

[lostdog000]

when homer was a genius: "is there no place for the man with the 105 IQ?"

 

[europe1]

Good old Simpsons calling out Woodey Allens pedophillia way before it was fashionable to do so.

 

[lostdog000]

cant talk now, flanders, i have a class to teach

 

[Tol]

Flanders: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders.

Spoiler

Lisa: If they're really witches, why don't they use thier powers to escape?
Homer: That sounds like witch talk to me, Lisa.

Lisa: Doesn't the bible say, 'Judge not less ye be judged?'
[Crowd agrees]
Wiggum: The Bible says a lot of things. Shove her.

Spoiler

Wiggum: We all got problems. I dropped my cookie.
[Ball boy goes to grab cookie]
Wiggum: [Cocks gun] You sure you wanna risk it?

Spoiler

Moe: Okay, everybody tuck your pants into your socks.

Spoiler

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

The entire exchange between homer and the salesman when he's uber fat and looking for stuff to wear is one of my favorite moments fromthe show.

Someone please post that. He winds up wearing a cape and a Dom Deluise hat lol

 

[lostdog000]

oh no, shes making him a sandwich

 

[lostdog000]

 

[mb23100]

The whole NRA meeting in the Homer gets a gun episode was hilarious

"Luckily I managed to shoot him in the spine. I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp!" -Moe

 

[SpartanKhmy]

Lmfao I love this one too, Homers scream at the end

Lol yea no doubt. It's crazy though, haven't watched the show in over 10 years though...

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

 

[Fedorisbest]

When Krusty gets political. And Homer yells in the club, "Don't you hate pants"

 

[RJ43]

Aw shoot. Quebec’s got the bomb.

 

[Cuzcatlan]

the best is when apu berates skinner for his Jurassic Park ripoff, and there's a jump-cut indicating he's been yelling at him for a while. Makes me lose it every time






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[Jesus X]

The whole NRA meeting in the Homer gets a gun episode was hilarious

"Luckily I managed to shoot him in the spine. I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp!" -Moe

Homer grabs for his gun, but the cashier holds onto it.)
Cashier: Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.
Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now!
(The cashier pulls the gun away from Homer.)
Homer: I'd kill you if I had my gun.
Cashier: Yeah, well, you don't.

 

[Tuf_guy]

Going to go ahead and carry this on to new thread as the max number of pages in a thread is 100 (I believe).



First thread link:

http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/f48/best-simpsons-line-843393/

Most of the best ones have to be taken now. Haven't looked.

First that popped into my mind:
"He seized power in a bloodless coupe... All smotherings!"

 

[Jesus X]

cashier:CAREFUL THERE, ANNIE OAKLEY.

homer:I DON'T HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. I GOT A GUN.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]